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[Doctor Gollum]

We're fxcked

As the title of the clip says...

[dave the builder]

that;s the problem
you can't cure stupid

[STEMO]

that;s the problem
you can't cure stupid

Wrong! Covid is the cure 

[dave the builder]

maybe we just need a hug  

[STEMO]

I'm sure I recognised some of them from a remain rally. Did they get the bus from Brighton?

[Doctor Gollum]

maybe we just need a hug  

That's the difference between the ignorance of the first clip  and a deliberate act of inciting public disorder.

The woman needs educating, that bloke needs shooting as a complete affront to everything that people have achieved recently, Colonel Tom, to name but one. 

[dave the builder]

I was just going off the thread title DG
it CAN get worse ,The UK have idiots too 

[biggriffin]

Just remember, they are American, And they might be injecting Dettol soon.. because the president said so.. 

[dave the builder]

Just remember, they are American, And they might be injecting Dettol soon.. because the president said so..

my  hug LINK clicky was UK

Dettol is too good for them ,they need injection in the eyes with bullets 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The difference between the UK and US anti lockdown protesters is that the Yanks turned up with AR15 Bushmasters and Glocks!   

As Uncle STEMO said our lot looked like the usual rent-a-mob from Brighton who turn up at whatever protest is fashionable.  Remain, Extinction, etc.  Tossers! 

[BazaJT]

Meanwhile a city official[he was town planner]in Antioch N.California has said the old,weak and sick should be left to meet their natural end and that this virus help to rid them of the homeless who are a drain on resources.He was later sacked from his post as town planner after refusing to apologise/back down from his remarks saying it violated his right to free speech.

[Rangie]

That's what took the Great out of Britain, complete bunch of arseholes simple answer arm all Police & shoot to kill , if there are any snowflakes amongst us I offer no apologies.

[biggriffin]

The difference between the UK and US anti lockdown protesters is that the Yanks turned up with AR15 Bushmasters and Glocks!   

As Uncle STEMO said our lot looked like the usual rent-a-mob from Brighton who turn up at whatever protest is fashionable.  Remain, Extinction, etc.  Tossers! 

 Well observed sir,, they obviously don't get if one of them has it, now the all have it,   
 And they went to uni, and are educated people, there's no hope.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Meanwhile a city official[he was town planner]in Antioch N.California has said the old,weak and sick should be left to meet their natural end and that this virus help to rid them of the homeless who are a drain on resources.He was later sacked from his post as town planner after refusing to apologise/back down from his remarks saying it violated his right to free speech.

Hopefully he is now homeless

[biggriffin]

It's not only the Americans that do Stoopid things, the Spaniards aren't far behind
 https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/05/03/outrage-as-spanish-beach-disinfected-with-bleach-near-spains-costa-del-sol/amp/

[Lizzie Zoom]

It's not only the Americans that do Stoopid things, the Spaniards aren't far behind
 https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/05/03/outrage-as-spanish-beach-disinfected-with-bleach-near-spains-costa-del-sol/amp/

Yes, they are everywhere!!

[dave the builder]

Maybe Uncle Stemo is right
covid 19 is to kill off all people with the stupid gene
trouble is it takes out everyone that comes in contact with stupid too 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

[dave the builder]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

[Rangie]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

. 

Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄

[Sir Tigger KC]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Great! I'm off out for a little fun then. 

I think I'll start by having a severe coughing fit in Tesco's. See what happens. 

[dave the builder]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

. 

Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄

Me Stupid yes   
but not a murderer
I have been trying very hard since early march NOT to spread any of MY germs
long before the lockdown 

[Doctor Gollum]

The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

I find window-licking best.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday... 

You must have balls the size and colour of space hoppers.

[Doctor Gollum]

In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about... 

[dave the builder]

In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about... 

six+ weeks is nothing , you need to give it at least 20 years BEFORE committing to a relationship 

[Doctor Gollum]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

[dave the builder]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

[Doctor Gollum]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

[dave the builder]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

My 2 metre high perspex screen stays up all day Lizzie 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

[STEMO]

He gets overexcited with the mention of sex organs and marinas.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

My 2 metre high perspex screen stays up all day Lizzie 

 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Yeah, sure!

[Sir Tigger KC]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls.

True.  Like most 19 year old lads I couldn't wait to finish so I could rush off to tell all my mates!     

I learned the hard way though that a gentleman never tells, and so these days I keep my mouth shut and take my time at the honey pot.    

[Lizzie Zoom]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Yes Sir Tigger, but Opti IS sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Yes Sir Tigger, but Opti IS sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo old

I've told you before Lizzie.......you're not too big to be put across my knee.

[BazaJT]

There is apparently a growing faction in the USA of "anti-vaxxers" who are holding protest rallies against the possible introduction of mandatory vaccine injections.They were joined on at least one by the Tea Party[I kid you not!]and an armed militia group-who it seems to me will turn up to protest about pretty much anything.

[dave the builder]

closer to home clicky

please add these people to TB's cull list   

[STEMO]

closer to home clicky

please add these people to TB's cull list   

No need to if they walk around without PPE and hug each other. What we need is an asymptomatic person with the virus to join their ranks.

[Rangie]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

[Doctor Gollum]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

[biggriffin]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag... 

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ;

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.                                                                                                      

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....                                                   

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls.

True.  Like most 19 year old lads I couldn't wait to finish so I could rush off to tell all my mates!     

I learned the hard way though that a gentleman never tells, and so these days I keep my mouth shut and take my time at the honey pot.    

 That's because you have to wait for the Viagra to kick in..

[Rangie]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

[Sir Tigger KC]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her.

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers. 

[Rangie]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

.   

You're damn right I'm a stickler for a neatly trimmed bush..
😃 don't want any spiders popping out the bush !

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.

I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.

.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here! 

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....     

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her.

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers. 

Hedge trimmer may be excessive for such a delicate job.

[Doctor Gollum]

I don't know, wire wool can be quite stubborn...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.

[Doctor Gollum]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.

You would, and you know it

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour. 

He still would though! 

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.

You would, and you know it

A beard and hairy nipples makes a woman a man in my book. I have my standards.

Actually, I can be quite fussy because women find me attractive, for some strange reason.

[Doctor Gollum]

The endless supply of laptops in the boot of the mighty Signum perhaps?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Judging by the generally defeated demeanour of my neighbours husband, I think the term Growler must have come from her. 

So on second thought's I'll give Lord Opti the benefit of the doubt.