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[Markie]

Okay..this is not meant to offend anyone - you can change the football team and individuals in question to anything you want.  

I recieved this via email - remember im in a Glasgow office - and i nearly choked with laughter - well i do support the other half...

50,000 Celtic fans gather at Park head for a "the hoops are not stupid" convention.
 
Kenny Dalglish addresses the crowd. "We are all here today to prove to the world that Celtic fans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?"

Neil Lennon gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

King Kenny asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Leno says, "Eighteen!"
 
"I'm afraid not", says Kenny.

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the fans start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

Kenny says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance".

So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds Leno eventually says, "Ninety?"
 
Kenny looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Leno starts crying.
 
But then the 50,000 Celtic fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
 
Kenny, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good, eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?"
 
Silence hangs over the stadium. Leno closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
 
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Celtic crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream .............
 
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
 

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Quality!!

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