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[STEMO]

Never seen Macron looking so happy. He must be at least half an inch taller than Rishi. 

[Rangie]

I think they're in love with each other after watching the news.❤️❤️❤️

[STEMO]

I think they're in love with each other after watching the news.❤️❤️❤️

He didn't like it when Big Bird Theresa May visited, she had to bend down to shake his hand. He thought she was curtsying 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Never seen Macron looking so happy. He must be at least half an inch taller than Rishi. 

Rishi identifies as a 6ft 4 inch 15 stone honed and toned Asian God. Therefore he is.

Nothing more is required in 2023. Reality is now optional.

[Raeturbo]

I’d love to see them two have a punch up

[STEMO]

I’d love to see them two have a punch up

Be like two kids at playtime 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

You couldnt make it up.
We have been paying them around a million quid a week to stop the boats and they have done nothing.
Now Rishi has agreed to pay them nearly half a billion quid over the next three years to stop the boats.
I would love to sell that d1ckhead a second hand car. I imagine he would cough up 50 grand for my old Omega.

[Rangie]

I believe that we are also going to help fund a detention centre in France as well ,  can't believe this a roof over their heads + bed & food meanwhile some of our veterans are on the streets absolutely disgusting.

[ronnyd]

You couldnt make it up.
We have been paying them around a million quid a week to stop the boats and they have done nothing.
Now Rishi has agreed to pay them nearly half a billion quid over the next three years to stop the boats.
I would love to sell that d1ckhead a second hand car. I imagine he would cough up 50 grand for my old Omega.

I know that these fools are supposed to be in charge of the running of the country, but surely they have advisers to point out that we are paying for this so called service already.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder if the boot was on the other foot, and tens of thousands of undocumented young men were were leaving England in small boats headed for France. Would the French happily pay the UK millions of Pounds to enforce our own laws in our own country to stop the boats?   

[ronnyd]

I wonder if the boot was on the other foot, and tens of thousands of undocumented young men were were leaving England in small boats headed for France. Would the French happily pay the UK millions of Pounds to enforce our own laws in our own country to stop the boats?   

Doubt it, striking French truckers would probably either set fire to them or throw shit at them.

[Rangie]

I wouldn't set foot in France if you paid me horrible fu**ers.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Same here. I have never set foot in the place and never will. It amazes me that our politicians keep saying they are our best friends.
They have always hated the British and always will.

[Sir Tigger KC]

From today's Times

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Same here. I have never set foot in the place and never will. It amazes me that our politicians keep saying they are our best friends.
They have always hated the British and always will.

I've been a few times
.
It has some good points but the girls tend to be excessively hairy. So beware.

[Doctor Gollum]

Same here. I have never set foot in the place and never will. It amazes me that our politicians keep saying they are our best friends.
They have always hated the British and always will.

I've been a few times
.
It has some good points but the girls tend to be excessively hairy. So beware.

I beg to differ

Just enough to tickle my nose

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Same here. I have never set foot in the place and never will. It amazes me that our politicians keep saying they are our best friends.
They have always hated the British and always will.

I've been a few times
.
It has some good points but the girls tend to be excessively hairy. So beware.

I beg to differ

Just enough to tickle my nose

German women are also hirsute........

[STEMO]

Same here. I have never set foot in the place and never will. It amazes me that our politicians keep saying they are our best friends.
They have always hated the British and always will.

I've been a few times
.
It has some good points but the girls tend to be excessively hairy. So beware.

I beg to differ

Just enough to tickle my nose

German women are also hirsute........

All women are hairy, especially as the reach middle age. It's just that some of them choose to remove it.

[Varche]

You couldnt make it up.
We have been paying them around a million quid a week to stop the boats and they have done nothing.
Now Rishi has agreed to pay them nearly half a billion quid over the next three years to stop the boats.
I would love to sell that d1ckhead a second hand car. I imagine he would cough up 50 grand for my old Omega.

“Taking back control of our borders”. The Conservatives are a joke.  They have had years to sort the problem but just keep tinkering. Here is a forecast. Suella Braverman for pm after Keir Starmer fails. People have short memories and just remember the sound bites NOT the failures.

[Raeturbo]

You couldnt make it up.
We have been paying them around a million quid a week to stop the boats and they have done nothing.
Now Rishi has agreed to pay them nearly half a billion quid over the next three years to stop the boats.
I would love to sell that d1ckhead a second hand car. I imagine he would cough up 50 grand for my old Omega.

“Taking back control of our borders”. The Conservatives are a joke.  They have had years to sort the problem but just keep tinkering. Here is a forecast. Suella Braverman for pm after Keir Starmer fails. People have short memories and just remember the sound bites NOT the failures.

                  I’m warming to you you seem to have a brain👍👍