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[STEMO]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.

Yep, plus food tasting like, well, nothing. Just a blob of something in your mouth 

Also....people generally weigh quite a bit more in the late evening when compared to first thing in the morning.

4-10 lb is not unusual (especially if consuming fine ale)

Correct, that's why I get weighed in the morning before I get dressed and before I have anything to eat. The stupid nurse up at the doctors told me I was overweight after jumping on her scales fully dressed, straight after lunch with pockets full of crap. I told her.......well, you know what I told her 

[ronnyd]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.

Yep, plus food tasting like, well, nothing. Just a blob of something in your mouth 

Also....people generally weigh quite a bit more in the late evening when compared to first thing in the morning.

4-10 lb is not unusual (especially if consuming fine ale)

Correct, that's why I get weighed in the morning before I get dressed and before I have anything to eat. The stupid nurse up at the doctors told me I was overweight after jumping on her scales fully dressed, straight after lunch with pockets full of crap. I told her.......well, you know what I told her 

Usually, the nurse who weighs me at our practice is twice my size. 

[STEMO]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.

Yep, plus food tasting like, well, nothing. Just a blob of something in your mouth 

Also....people generally weigh quite a bit more in the late evening when compared to first thing in the morning.

4-10 lb is not unusual (especially if consuming fine ale)

Correct, that's why I get weighed in the morning before I get dressed and before I have anything to eat. The stupid nurse up at the doctors told me I was overweight after jumping on her scales fully dressed, straight after lunch with pockets full of crap. I told her.......well, you know what I told her 

Usually, the nurse who weighs me at our practice is twice my size. 

Yes, Ron, the NHS seems to take great delight in embarrassing these poor nurses. When they call your name and you follow them in, you're usually following a massive arse swaying from side to side 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I think when I had it last year I got off quite lightly, as it just knocked me out for about 2 weeks.

It was better than any fad diets as well, I lost loads of weight

You're spot on, Jaime, I weighed myself this morning and I've lost 6lbs over the last couple of weeks.

Most of that will be due to dehydration. Lots of pissing, shitting, and sweating, I imagine.

Yep, plus food tasting like, well, nothing. Just a blob of something in your mouth 

Also....people generally weigh quite a bit more in the late evening when compared to first thing in the morning.

4-10 lb is not unusual (especially if consuming fine ale)

Correct, that's why I get weighed in the morning before I get dressed and before I have anything to eat. The stupid nurse up at the doctors told me I was overweight after jumping on her scales fully dressed, straight after lunch with pockets full of crap. I told her.......well, you know what I told her 

Usually, the nurse who weighs me at our practice is twice my size. 

Yes, Ron, the NHS seems to take great delight in embarrassing these poor nurses. When they call your name and you follow them in, you're usually following a massive arse swaying from side to side 

The nurse I see weighs roughly the same as an ocean going liner. Yet she still has the cheek to say I should weight about a stone and a half less so my 15 stone 6' 1" frame can cope better.

I really should say "have you looked in the mirror lately because you look like a beached whale"......but I'm too polite.

[TheBoy]

The nurse I see weighs roughly the same as an ocean going liner. Yet she still has the cheek to say I should weight about a stone and a half less so my 15 stone 6' 1" frame can cope better.

I really should say "have you looked in the mirror lately because you look like a beached whale"......but I'm too polite.

Plus you probably want to shag it

[Sir Tigger KC]

The nurse I see weighs roughly the same as an ocean going liner. Yet she still has the cheek to say I should weight about a stone and a half less so my 15 stone 6' 1" frame can cope better.

I really should say "have you looked in the mirror lately because you look like a beached whale"......but I'm too polite.

Plus you probably want to shag it

At his age I expect Lord Opti likes a bit of cushion for the pushin! 

Might as well be comfortable! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The nurse I see weighs roughly the same as an ocean going liner. Yet she still has the cheek to say I should weight about a stone and a half less so my 15 stone 6' 1" frame can cope better.

I really should say "have you looked in the mirror lately because you look like a beached whale"......but I'm too polite.

Plus you probably want to shag it

At his age I expect Lord Opti likes a bit of cushion for the pushin! 

Might as well be comfortable! 

It would be more like shagging a bouncy castle.

I don't mind an extra bit of womanly flesh, but I draw the line when she has a sagging apron of flesh that covers her fanny......and can almost reach her knees. 

[STEMO]

The nurse I see weighs roughly the same as an ocean going liner. Yet she still has the cheek to say I should weight about a stone and a half less so my 15 stone 6' 1" frame can cope better.

I really should say "have you looked in the mirror lately because you look like a beached whale"......but I'm too polite.

Plus you probably want to shag it

At his age I expect Lord Opti likes a bit of cushion for the pushin! 

Might as well be comfortable! 

It would be more like shagging a bouncy castle.

I don't mind an extra bit of womanly flesh, but I draw the line when she has a sagging apron of flesh that covers her fanny......and can almost reach her knees. 

It all goes sideways when they lie down, like shagging a jellyfish.