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[STEMO]

....having to rely on solicitors to move their arse when you're moving house is shit too. Stress....no wonder I'm getting forgetful. The vendor and me could have sorted it out in a week. 

[moggy]

Ste,solicitors are like women.They take a long time to come round to your way of thinking. .About 30 years in my case.

[STEMO]

Ste,solicitors are like women.They take a long time to come round to your way of thinking.

Thinking and women in the same statement? Nah.

[tigers_gonads]

Ste,solicitors are like women.They take a long time to come round to your way of thinking.

Thinking and women in the same statement? Nah.

Bet you wont say that to your lass 

[moggy]

Ste,solicitors are like women.They take a long time to come round to your way of thinking.

Thinking and women in the same statement? Nah.

That very un pc is it not.

[STEMO]

Ste,solicitors are like women.They take a long time to come round to your way of thinking.

Thinking and women in the same statement? Nah.

Bet you wont say that to your lass 

I will. In fact, I'll tell her now.

[moggy]

Ste,solicitors are like women.They take a long time to come round to your way of thinking.

Thinking and women in the same statement? Nah.

Bet you wont say that to your lass 

I cant we have not spoken for 29 years.

[STEMO]

She's in the shower, I'll tell her when she comes out....if I remember. 

[moggy]

She's in the shower, I'll tell her when she comes out....if I remember. 

Memory loss some times a good thing to avoid A&E.

[tigers_gonads]

She's in the shower, I'll tell her when she comes out....if I remember. 

Memory loss some times a good thing to avoid A&E.

Its a shame our good Lord Opti cant seen to forget about his sister in law 
It might help him avoid A&E too 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

A comment by James May on TV last night. "Women are like helicopters. We know what they do, but if we ever try to understand how and why they do what they do, we would be too petrified to go anywhere near them."
Superb. 

[zirk]

A comment by James May on TV last night. "Women are like helicopters. We know what they do, but if we ever try to understand how and why they do what they do, we would be too petrified to go anywhere near them."
Superb. 

Yea, strange Chaps them women.

Women are like Computers, the Software not broken, its just a different Operating System.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Solicitors tend to 'respond' rather than be proactive.

This is another way of saying they are lazy bastards.

For example......."have you sorted out the contract for my new property yet"

"No"

"Why not"?

"We have yet to heard from the vendor's solicitors"

"Can you contact them so we can progress matters"

" Well.....I suppose we could"

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

She's in the shower, I'll tell her when she comes out....if I remember. 

Join her....then whisper in her ear.

Her knee will then impact your 'dangly bits'.