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[Andy B]

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Even when a word is spelled the same, i.e. Tuesday, they still pronounce it differently, Toosday. ....

So do the Welsh 

[Doctor Gollum]

As does Norfolk Not to mention Satdy or Mundy.

The Americans actually speak olde English, it is us that have bastardised it over time , and you can thank the Plymouth Bretheren for that.

The weights and measures thing is probably a side effect of taxation, effectively they have 'more' in a thing, even though the thing is smaller than ours, the more things they buy, the more tax they would pay. 

[STEMO]

As does Norfolk Not to mention Satdy or Mundy.

The Americans actually speak olde English, it is us that have bastardised it over time , and you can thank the Plymouth Bretheren for that.

The weights and measures thing is probably a side effect of taxation, effectively they have 'more' in a thing, even though the thing is smaller than ours, the more things they buy, the more tax they would pay. 

OOOOOO.....don't say anything bad about the yanks to American Al. 

As for the taxation theory, you're just guessing, as usual, hence the word 'probably' 

[Rangie]

Easter Monday, a perfect day here to spend in the garden both lawns done & all the edges, SWMBO has now rewarded me with a chocolate rabbit, what more could a man want ? 😁😁😁

[STEMO]

Two chocolate rabbits?

[Rangie]

Two chocolate rabbits?

.

That's right spoil my day 😂

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Two chocolate rabbits?

.....or two sultry women dipped in warm chocolate. Diane Abbott could be one of them.

[Rangie]

Two chocolate rabbits?

.....or two sultry women dipped in warm chocolate. Diane Abbott could be one of them.

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More for Good Friday I would think with her fish flavoured minge
🤪🤪🤪

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Two chocolate rabbits?

.....or two sultry women dipped in warm chocolate. Diane Abbott could be one of them.

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More for Good Friday I would think with her fish flavoured minge
🤪🤪🤪

Any woman important enough to have a London park named after her has to be worth a shag.

As for the fishy bit just hold your breath.

[Doctor Gollum]

As does Norfolk Not to mention Satdy or Mundy.

The Americans actually speak olde English, it is us that have bastardised it over time , and you can thank the Plymouth Bretheren for that.

The weights and measures thing is probably a side effect of taxation, effectively they have 'more' in a thing, even though the thing is smaller than ours, the more things they buy, the more tax they would pay. 

OOOOOO.....don't say anything bad about the yanks to American Al. 

As for the taxation theory, you're just guessing, as usual, hence the word 'probably' 

Actually, after falling down a rabbit hole, it transpires that the American system predates the 'imperial' system although they have a shared heritage which predates the Romans...

Said rabbit hole

[STEMO]

Learn to fűckin read 

Both the British Imperial and United States customary systems of measurement derive from earlier English systems

I really don't care where the earlier English systems came from. Unless American Indians had a system in place before we got there, then it's the yanks that bastardised what they took with them from here. Fickin colonists.

[STEMO]

And, while we're on the subject of shouty, idiotic Americans, I'm glad this prick got what was coming

Alex Jones' Infowars files for bankruptcy after defamation suits https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61142905

Happy Easter 

[Raeturbo]

Two chocolate rabbits?

.....or two sultry women dipped in warm chocolate. Diane Abbott could be one of them.

.



More for Good Friday I would think with her fish flavoured minge
🤪🤪🤪

Any woman important enough to have a London park named after her has to be worth a shag.

As for the fishy bit just hold your breath.
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                Been tried by these nice gentleman… didn’t work said women’s TwŁtual delights proved to be a chasm too far🤢

https://youtu.be/HaJQq4K-byw

[STEMO]

It might not be named after her. There are other, equally sick making appropriate suggestions.

[Doctor Gollum]

And, while we're on the subject of shouty, idiotic Americans, I'm glad this prick got what was coming

Alex Jones' Infowars files for bankruptcy after defamation suits https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61142905

Happy Easter 

Step away from the Kool Aid