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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Can this 'kid' really only be 16 years old?

His girlfriend is 21 and he looks about 35.

Surely somebody is taking the piss here.

[Raeturbo]

Well…..   

https://apple.news/AS7BOqL6MRJ-cNBBuZFyj0w

[Rangie]

He's heading towards the perfect physique for a darts player about another 25 kilos & he'll be perfect , apparently he can't have a beer & celebrates with a kebab, pull the other one..🤣

[Varche]

Maybe led a full life already?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

He's heading towards the perfect physique for a darts player about another 25 kilos & he'll be perfect , apparently he can't have a beer & celebrates with a kebab, pull the other one..🤣

Call me Mr cynical but his girlfriend is a pretty 21 year old who I imagine is not cheap to run. I hear rumours he will net £500,000 if he wins.

[Sir Tigger KC]

It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. 

Now now Tigger...

Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow  but insist they are 13  the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.

[STEMO]

It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. 

Now now Tigger...

Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow  but insist they are 13  the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.

Sexist bastard, they might prefer boys, or transgender males, or transgender females, or a mixture of all.

[TheBoy]

It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. 

Now now Tigger...

Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow  but insist they are 13  the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.

Sexist bastard, they might prefer boys, or transgender males, or transgender females, or a mixture of all.

I just filled in a survey for the CAA, and that had about 20 choices for gender, FFS!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. 

Now now Tigger...

Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow  but insist they are 13  the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.

Sexist bastard, they might prefer boys, or transgender males, or transgender females, or a mixture of all.

I just filled in a survey for the CAA, and that had about 20 choices for gender, FFS!

It's much like bread.

It used to be a choice between a white loaf or Hovis. Today there are as many types of bread as there are genders.

Of course, in reality, there is just male and female......boys/girls.....men /women.

[Raeturbo]

Cock/fanny..💁🏿‍♂️

[Rangie]

Cock/fanny..💁🏿‍♂️.

So simple, like they were made for each other..🤣

[Raeturbo]

Indeed they were/are👍👍🤣

[STEMO]

Back to Luke, he lost the final, so his girlfriend will dump him now.

[Mr Skrunts]

Back to Luke, he lost the final, so his girlfriend will dump him now.

But he won £200K she might wait a while longer.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Back to Luke, he lost the final, so his girlfriend will dump him now.

But he won £200K she might wait a while longer.

That is a lot of money for a 16 year old.....but I'm sure he'll spend it wisely.

Bit like George Best who said he spent most of his money on 'birds and booze' the rest he just squandered.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Cock/fanny..💁🏿‍♂️.

So simple, like they were made for each other..🤣

Yep.....the female fanny naturally gets wet in order allow the male member to be inserted without peeling it like a banana.

[Mr Skrunts]

His earnings in the future will be mega,  she wont be leaving him.

[Rangie]

Cock/fanny..💁🏿‍♂️.

So simple, like they were made for each other..🤣

Yep.....the female fanny naturally gets wet in order allow the male member to be inserted without peeling it like a banana.

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Moist sounds so more sexy..👍