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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes

« on: 19 September 2013, 23:21:50 »

An artist's eyesight is getting weak, but she has no insurance and can't afford glasses or contacts. An optometrist who has seen her work offers to comp her glasses if she'll paint a mural for his waiting room. So she spends the weekend painting eyes, of all colors and various sizes, on all four walls of the waiting room. Just eyes, chockablock everywhere you look. The doc comes in on Monday, and the artist says, "So what do you think?"

"I think I'm glad I'm not a gynecologist."

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General Discussion Area / Re: Eye ...eye.

« on: 19 September 2013, 23:05:37 »

Your user name is very apt Your Grace! 

Still now your all fixed up hopefully you'll be able to see eye to eye with Mrs Opti a bit more. 

Sorry that joke was pretty cornea really.... 

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General Discussion Area / Re: House Contents & Buildings Insurance

« on: 19 September 2013, 22:52:44 »

I've found LV give competitive quotes - might be worth a try?

Seconded. 

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General Discussion Area / Re: back home at last

« on: 19 September 2013, 22:48:31 »

Bleddy 'ell Ozzy!! You must be as tough as old boots to survive all that!! 

Well done for hanging in there, and welcome home to Hevon!!  Take it easy and don't overdo it!!! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: My length of hose has....

« on: 17 September 2013, 22:32:30 »

The church mice in Lincolnshire are evidently better orf than they are down here in Dorsetshire Your Grace! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: My length of hose has....

« on: 17 September 2013, 21:43:24 »

That hose must be gold plated at that price Your Grace!!    Still as already mentioned one has to keep the staff happy! 

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Omega General Help / Re: ABS TC lights are on

« on: 17 September 2013, 10:15:04 »

The other option is to get yours repaired.  I sent mine off to BBA Reman in Kent a few years ago and got it back within a week and it cost about £125 if I remember rightly.    I expect it's a bit more now though.... 

http://www.bba-reman.com/uk/

HTH! 

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General Car Chat / Re: I know that a lot of OOFer's hate BMW........but?

« on: 16 September 2013, 22:14:56 »

Mrs Opti's so lucky to have a wealthy and generous husband!    Even if he is a minger!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Constructive week & w/end ruined GRRRRR!

« on: 16 September 2013, 00:43:00 »

If you find something like that buried in the insulation, you'll be able to have a new roof!! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Constructive week & w/end ruined GRRRRR!

« on: 15 September 2013, 23:49:41 »

Roofing is easy,if its plain tiles or interlock,you just push the tiles above broken 1s up remove,replace and pull down tile you pushed up,if its slate get a roofer in,it will be quicker and easier 

+ 1    The correct access equipment is advisable though if you have a go. 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Doggy Blues

« on: 15 September 2013, 23:44:33 »

Nothing to do with the music, the poor buggers got worms! 

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General Car Chat / Re: RHD Yank Tank!

« on: 15 September 2013, 23:35:33 »

I wonder how much that RHD conversion cost? 

How did they do the dash? Because I'm sure that Chevy didn't produce a RHD variant of the Suburban, unless for the Aussies?    It looks a decent job from what you can see in the photos. 

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General Car Chat / Re: bmw 530

« on: 15 September 2013, 23:16:46 »

So what happened to the seller? Have the Police caught up with him? 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Constructive week & w/end ruined GRRRRR!

« on: 15 September 2013, 22:45:14 »

That's a bugger alright!!    But look on the bright side, you know about it now and can sort it before it causes anymore damage! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Plumbing probs...

« on: 15 September 2013, 19:48:11 »

No there's no outside tap and thankfully I'm not on a meter! 

The boiler seems fine and all is dry underneath.  That was my initial thoughts and that was where I removed a kitchen unit to crawl underneath  to check....