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Messages - Sir Tigger KC

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General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone know anything about these car text checks?

« on: 14 May 2013, 22:48:30 »

Who did the text come from and was it unsolicited?

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General Car Chat / Re: Very clean, low mileage Senator.

« on: 14 May 2013, 21:49:27 »

Harley's use truck engines don't they?

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General Discussion Area / Snouts in the trough.....

« on: 14 May 2013, 21:41:24 »

No not our lot this time, but news from Kenya that MP's there are demanding a pay rise that will take their salary to £6540 per month and this in a country where the average annual salary is about £1100!!

To put this into perspective, British MP's earn a basic salary of £5478 per month (approx), although I think that the average British salary is fast approaching that of Kenya...

Protesters released a pig and a dozen piglets outside the gates of Parliament in Nairobi and fed them blood...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22522846

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General Discussion Area / Re: new 3.0 ex-police car tax

« on: 13 May 2013, 10:20:35 »

Quote from: mav1508 on 13 May 2013, 08:42:30

i have got to go to the dvla office to have the registration taxation class changed from disabled to plg...

Ridiculous! Should be able to do this at the Post Office!

I bought a car last year that was an ex-motability and my nearest DVLA office is 30 miles away!!! What a faff!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Can i start....

« on: 12 May 2013, 21:30:28 »

Quote from: henryd on 12 May 2013, 21:13:46

Quote from: ex taxi al on 12 May 2013, 21:10:43
Quote from: bigegg on 12 May 2013, 20:53:50
are we talking baby oil?

Is it just me, or does the shine just highlights all the plastic bits

Plastic or not,I wouldn't say no

I think you'd keep sliding off! $:-\$

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**General Discussion Area / Re: Ar*ehole drivers!!!!!**

« on: 12 May 2013, 21:28:28 »

I would have deployed my hub-knives and shredded his tyres!

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General Discussion Area / Re: bedroom tax

« on: 12 May 2013, 16:48:45 »

Quote from: tunnie on 12 May 2013, 16:09:41

Well I do have the body for it

Don't tell LuckyLovebum that or he'll be round with a gleam in his eye!!!

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General Car Chat / Re: Sooo tempting...

« on: 12 May 2013, 13:34:28 »

Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 12 May 2013, 12:19:12

so why did you not just say its a hairdressers car in the firstplace, you been on the carrots again you cruncher

Oooo Arrr Lovecrunch! You should get ee aands on some of our finest Carrot Zider we av round yer!! Puts yer ead in the shed it do!!

So yes lets call the Jag a hairdressers car, but the hairdresser should be elderly, indistinguishable from male or female, wear a flat cap and smoke a pipe, whilst driving round at no more than 40mph.....

Get it??

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General Discussion Area / Re: bedroom tax

« on: 12 May 2013, 13:25:46 »

Thumbs up??

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General Car Chat / Re: Sooo tempting...

« on: 12 May 2013, 11:24:10 »

Quote from: tunnie on 12 May 2013, 08:55:32

Quote from: TiggerHayes on 12 May 2013, 00:26:07
I still think it's an old mans car!

And the Omega is not? I drive an Omega so I don't really care if its old or new really

I think you miss my point Tunnie, it's not about the age of the car but the age of the driver. My Uncle has a Jag XJ something or other and he's a 72 year old retired company director and probably the typical Jag driver.... $:-\$

So when I say it's an old man's car it's a bit like saying it's a hairdresser's car!

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