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« on: 08 March 2021, 20:06:15 »

Well thats mine filled in online. ::)

Feel sorry for the people that cant decide what gender they are yet, questions are a bit confusing for them  :-X
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Re: Census
« Reply #1 on: 08 March 2021, 20:18:15 »

Shit!  Was that yesterday we were supposed to do that?  ???  ::)  :-\

Not that anything has changed since yesterday so...
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« Reply #2 on: 08 March 2021, 20:37:23 »

Shit!  Was that yesterday we were supposed to do that?  ???  ::)  :-\

Not that anything has changed since yesterday so...
21st of march 2021 or ASAP AFTER THAT   ;)
well that's what mine says anyway
so how can you fill it in ON-line before   :o
what if something changes  :D
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« Reply #3 on: 08 March 2021, 20:52:14 »

Shit!  Was that yesterday we were supposed to do that?  ???  ::)  :-\

Not that anything has changed since yesterday so...
21st of march 2021 or ASAP AFTER THAT   ;)
well that's what mine says anyway
so how can you fill it in ON-line before   :o
what if something changes  :D
Wot he said. :y
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Re: Census
« Reply #4 on: 08 March 2021, 20:57:26 »

Shit!  Was that yesterday we were supposed to do that?  ??? ::) :-\

Not that anything has changed since yesterday so...
21st of march 2021 or ASAP AFTER THAT   ;)
well that's what mine says anyway
so how can you fill it in ON-line before   :o



It's a scam website, that has used his information to order a lifetime's supply of green triangle Quality Street. And he'll be plagued for ever with special offers for triple-glazing :)
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Re: Census
« Reply #5 on: 08 March 2021, 21:04:57 »

I hope the real website sends Nice real dark chocolate
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Re: Census
« Reply #6 on: 08 March 2021, 22:48:02 »

.........
21st of march 2021 or ASAP AFTER THAT   ;)
well that's what mine says anyway
........

I deliberately filled out my parents census early and I added a note in the comments box at the end saying that I couldn't give a shit about it being early, it had to be done when we were visiting as they don't have broadband. The form states that it should be completed as per the dates above or face a fine of £1000 but both of my parents are disabled, and I have better things to be doing with my time with them without wasting my time on gender related forms. It says that if you are unable to complete the form, get your partner to do it. Well no shit, they are both disabled so how does that work. It also assumes that everybody has the Internet and a computer, which they don't. You can request a paper copy but it warns that you'll be wasting tax payers money if you do.
I declined the ethnicity, religion, work status and many other questions relating to gender, or are you the same gender that you were born. When I put my dad's date of birth, the next page said "So you are 91, are you actively seeking work, in work or long term sick". Well, this may shock them but no he's not actively seeking work.  ::)
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Re: Census
« Reply #7 on: 09 March 2021, 00:39:06 »

Shit!  Was that yesterday we were supposed to do that?  ???  ::)  :-\

Not that anything has changed since yesterday so...
21st of march 2021 or ASAP AFTER THAT   ;)
well that's what mine says anyway
so how can you fill it in ON-line before   :o
what if something changes  :D
one part ask if you expect any changes before that date. did mine yesterday did seem to answer the same questions a few times ,but worded different.
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Re: Census
« Reply #8 on: 09 March 2021, 00:43:52 »

As I have yet to attend hospital for either a genderectomy or full respray  I shall be completing it in agreement with what is written on my Birth certificate/Passport and, whilst I can see it without a mirror, attached.

Sounds like it should be a short form ;D
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Re: Census
« Reply #9 on: 09 March 2021, 02:13:13 »

Sounds like I have plenty of time to fill my house with gender neutral asylum seekers then!  :y
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Re: Census
« Reply #10 on: 09 March 2021, 07:40:46 »

I wonder if different areas are taking different approaches?

Ive received 2 full forms (1 in English (H2), 1 in Welsh(H2W)) and it says I can do it on paper or online, no preference remarks either way?

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« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2021, 08:00:14 »

I wonder if different areas are taking different approaches?

Ive received 2 full forms (1 in English (H2), 1 in Welsh(H2W)) and it says I can do it on paper or online, no preference remarks either way?

The comment regarding requesting a paper copy costing tax payers is at the start of the online questionnaire, which is strange as you'd already be online.  ;D  :y
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Re: Census
« Reply #12 on: 09 March 2021, 08:30:30 »

I got a leaflet instructing me to fill out the census online. Its says if I am unable to do this I should request a paper copy from www. ........
You couldnt make it up.  ;D
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Re: Census
« Reply #13 on: 09 March 2021, 08:38:54 »

Considering they say the purpose of the census is to get a clearer picture of the UK population on that given day, supposedly to help plan for future services etc., there are a lot of gender related questions on the form.
Are you male or female, do you identify as a male or female, were you actually born as a male or female and are you still a male or female.
They clearly want to know how many different people live amongst us.  ;D
As I skipped all of the race, religion, gender and work related bits I thought I'd check if I'd broken any rules, as the only one that is optional is the religion. I found out that in the past (2011 census) a family had included a resident called Roger. Roger was in full time employment and resided at that address at all times .......... as a guard dog.  ::) ;D

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Re: Census
« Reply #14 on: 09 March 2021, 09:31:46 »

Are we supposed to have a letter about this?
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