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[BazaJT]

There we are then all we need is an OOF meet and someone to bring a Stanley knife and we'll have TB sorted in no time

[Doctor Gollum]

Out? Or out out?

out out.

That's good, I can still feel the doctor scraping the cartilage on my nose following the grinder incident...

[Nick W]

Out? Or out out?

out out.

That's good, I can still feel the doctor scraping the cartilage on my nose following the grinder incident...

Self inflicted, so sympathy isn't justified...

[Doctor Gollum]

Out? Or out out?

out out.

That's good, I can still feel the doctor scraping the cartilage on my nose following the grinder incident...

Self inflicted, so sympathy isn't justified...

Or asked for

[Shackeng]

There was an amusing story with this operation. On checking in to the hospital I was required by a doctor to sign a disclaimer, which, in the small print, allowed anyone other than the consultant to carry out the op. Not happy with this, I crossed that section out before signing, and said doctor was somewhat discombobulated.
Arriving at theatre the following morning, feeling quite mellow after the pre-med, the consultant pulled his mask down to identify himself as he leant over, saying with a smile,  “Satisfied?”

[Doctor Gollum]

You were probably the first person to make him turn up for the event 

[Andy H]

There was an amusing story with this operation. On checking in to the hospital I was required by a doctor to sign a disclaimer, which, in the small print, allowed anyone other than the consultant to carry out the op. Not happy with this, I crossed that section out before signing, and said doctor was somewhat discombobulated.
Arriving at theatre the following morning, feeling quite mellow after the pre-med, the consultant pulled his mask down to identify himself as he leant over, saying with a smile,  “Satisfied?”

I pondered the same small print before my eye op. Came to the conclusion that if the choice was between the named surgeon or being sent home I would rather have the op.

[Rangie]

The only pain I've found worse than tennis elbow is rotor cuff sprain still getting over it from last August ,pain is now only 2/10 the only thing that improved it was private sports physio the GP was useless.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Double compound fracture of Tib / Fib is a tad more painful. 

[Nick W]

Double compound fracture of Tib / Fib is a tad more painful. 

I broke my femur. Even after six weeks of traction my right leg is 20mm shorter than the left.


And it still hurts nearly forty years later

[Rangie]

Double compound fracture of Tib / Fib is a tad more painful. 

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Thankfully up to now I've never fractured anything, always seem to bounce even this week in the garden messing round with the dog he had me over but I escaped injury free.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Double compound fracture of Tib / Fib is a tad more painful. 

I broke my femur. Even after six weeks of traction my right leg is 20mm shorter than the left.


And it still hurts nearly forty years later

So did I. I had a metal plate inserted (which I still have)......although it was removed from my leg about 18 months after the accident.

Lovely piece of metalwork.

I told the girls I survived a shark attack.......