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Did I see STEMO?
« on: 08 June 2021, 19:36:01 »

Just caught some amateur whippet racing on Portillo's train programme.

Wondered if I caught a glimpse of Uncle STEMO amongst all the old fellas....
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #1 on: 08 June 2021, 19:45:28 »

Just caught some amateur whippet racing on Portillo's train programme.

Wondered if I caught a glimpse of Uncle STEMO amongst all the old fellas....
My whippet, like me, is too old and fat to be running around. She is snoring and stinking the house out as I type. I am halfway through a box of milk tray, getting a bit stuffed but carrying on regardless  ;D
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #2 on: 08 June 2021, 19:54:15 »

Talking of my sweet little doggie (you've seen the pics)



Well......my missus is looking after a schnauzer for a couple of nights, as a favour to someone at work. I said poppy might not be too keen on another dog in the house, but she was sure it would be fine. As soon as Bertie schnauzer walked through the door, tail wagging, happy as a happy thing, she fickin went mental, ran over and worked him over  ;D
It's his last night tonight. Just as well, he is traumatised and has had to be put in another room with the door firmly shut. Wife feels sorry for him, so she's in there too.........bliss :)
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #3 on: 08 June 2021, 20:33:11 »

Yep....deffo a Barnsley whippet, finished in Dulux white.

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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #4 on: 08 June 2021, 21:49:28 »

Butter wouldn't melt...  ;D
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #5 on: 09 June 2021, 16:53:09 »

getting a bit stuffed but carrying on regardless  ;D
Top man, its the law.
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #6 on: 09 June 2021, 16:55:49 »

getting a bit stuffed but carrying on regardless  ;D
Top man, its the law.

Much like owning a whippet and pigeons in the North of England. :)
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #7 on: 09 June 2021, 19:49:04 »

You forgot about the ferret down the trousers Opti :D
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #8 on: 09 June 2021, 20:03:50 »

You forgot about the ferret down the trousers Opti :D
Yours gets mistaken for a ferret too?   :)
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #9 on: 09 June 2021, 20:33:23 »

getting a bit stuffed but carrying on regardless  ;D
Top man, its the law.
Just found a Cadbury's mini eggs Easter egg. Don't know where it came from, but I know where it's going  ;D
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Re: Did I see STEMO?
« Reply #10 on: 09 June 2021, 21:43:41 »

You forgot about the ferret down the trousers Opti :D

A brace of ferrets down the trousers is a must for any northerner. :)

I think Compo only had one. ;D

I think he always lusted after a squeeze of Nora Batty's giant baps while in her cafe.
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