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[STEMO]

For all we know, you could be a 5'4" person of colour suffering from LBGT. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well....it is the internet. Stranger things have happened, Anne. 

I'm pretty sure that women (and those who identify as women) had a ginger minge long before the internet was a thing.

I personally prefer a fanny to be devoid of minge, regardless of colour.

As an old boy who remembers the war I imagine your experience of lady parts has been pretty hairy.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

For all we know, you could be a 5'4" person of colour suffering from LBGT. 

Part of me could be 5' 4".....but I try not to boast.

Actually that leaves about 9 inches which sounds about right.

[STEMO]

Well....it is the internet. Stranger things have happened, Anne. 

I'm pretty sure that women (and those who identify as women) had a ginger minge long before the internet was a thing.

I personally prefer a fanny to be devoid of minge, regardless of colour.

As an old boy who remembers the war I imagine your experience of part parts has been pretty hairy.

Part parts? Can't say I've had that much experience of them 
If you mean pant parts, I have come across the odd female who's fanny did a passable impression of Max Wall.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well....it is the internet. Stranger things have happened, Anne. 

I'm pretty sure that women (and those who identify as women) had a ginger minge long before the internet was a thing.

I personally prefer a fanny to be devoid of minge, regardless of colour.

As an old boy who remembers the war I imagine your experience of part parts has been pretty hairy.

Part parts? Can't say I've had that much experience of them 
If you mean pant parts, I have come across the odd female who's fanny did a passable impression of Max Wall.

I said lady parts.

Put your (free) NHS specs on.

[STEMO]

Well....it is the internet. Stranger things have happened, Anne. 

I'm pretty sure that women (and those who identify as women) had a ginger minge long before the internet was a thing.

I personally prefer a fanny to be devoid of minge, regardless of colour.

As an old boy who remembers the war I imagine your experience of part parts has been pretty hairy.

Part parts? Can't say I've had that much experience of them 
If you mean pant parts, I have come across the odd female who's fanny did a passable impression of Max Wall.

I said lady parts.

Put your (free) NHS specs on.

Oh dear, such a pity (for you) that I quoted you post. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well....it is the internet. Stranger things have happened, Anne. 

I'm pretty sure that women (and those who identify as women) had a ginger minge long before the internet was a thing.

I personally prefer a fanny to be devoid of minge, regardless of colour.

As an old boy who remembers the war I imagine your experience of part parts has been pretty hairy.

Part parts? Can't say I've had that much experience of them 
If you mean pant parts, I have come across the odd female who's fanny did a passable impression of Max Wall.


Now this dates you.

Do you  fond memories of the music hall stars from when you were a nipper.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

What was this thread originally about?

I'm pretty sure it wasn't about ginger pussy trimmed in the shape of Max Wall's hair.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Anyway.....time for a  shit.

[STEMO]

Anyway.....time for a  shit.

Exciting times.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Anyway.....time for a  shit.

This time of day?  You should see a Doctor!   

[STEMO]

Anyway.....time for a  shit.

This time of day?  You should see a Doctor!   

He is a doctor!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Anyway.....time for a  shit.

This time of day?  You should see a Doctor!   

He is a doctor!

Yep.....and this doctor will tell you that people take a dump at different times. If we all had a shit at exactly the same time the sewers may get blocked.

I vary the times I have sex, too.

You should try it.

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Anyway.....time for my run.

[STEMO]

Anyway.....time for my run.

You've got the runs? You should see a doctor.