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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Woke up to a flat battery this morning. I have charged it up for now and hope the battery is not terminally f*ucked.

I have also noticed the petrol gauge has stopped working......any connection?

[STEMO]

If there was a connection it would probably work. More like no connection 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If there was a connection it would probably work. More like no connection 

I'm very fortunate to have such a knowledgeable member of the forum reply to my post. I could have been lumbered with a reply from a member who knows sweet f*uck all about motor cars.

[STEMO]

Ask a stupid question.........

[Marks DTM Calib]

which car?

[Andy H]

which car?

Doesn't Opti run a fleet of tractors for grounds maintenance?

[henryd]

which car?

Gotta be the rare Signum as the Tata is long gone

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I speak of the highly desirable and much sought after Signum 2.8T

[VXL V6]

I speak of the highly desirable and much sought after Signum 2.8T

Have to use the cranking handle

[STEMO]

I speak of the highly desirable and much sought after Signum 2.8T

Have to use the cranking handle

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I speak of the highly desirable and much sought after Signum 2.8T

Have to use the cranking handle

....only available on later models.

[Sir Tigger KC]

which car?

Gotta be the rare Signum as the Tata is long gone

I assumed it was the battery on his pacemaker! 

[Rangie]

Just had to replace the leisure battery on our caravan, got 10 years out of it though the motor mover was struggling so seemed obvious that the battery was kaput.

[STEMO]

So.....the question on everyone's lips is......did it hold a charge or did the poor old lad have to fork out for a new one?
A new battery on top of the cost of living crisis......it doesn't bear thinking about 

[Sir Tigger KC]

So.....the question on everyone's lips is......did it hold a charge or did the poor old lad have to fork out for a new one?
A new battery on top of the cost of living crisis......it doesn't bear thinking about 

I think we can assume that it held a charge, otherwise he'd have been on asking for the cheapest place to buy a battery. 

Of course we'd have recommended Halfords!