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[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Theres something about Annie. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Theres something about Annie. 

Be gentle with her. It will be her first and probably last shag.

[Bigron]

That would take more courage than I could ever muster! 

Ron.

[TheBoy]

Am off out later this afternoon to attend a birthday party This for one of my great granddaughters-she's 4 today.Can't really not go,but the parents are catering for 20 kids,oh what joy spending a couple of hours knee deep in a bunch of screaming ankle biters The things I do for family

I feel your pain.

Teach them new words to upset their mothers.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That would take more courage than I could ever muster! 

Ron.

Paper bag job?

[BazaJT]

Well that's that ordeal[the party not Ann Widdecombe ]survived.I love spending time with the greatgrandkids[how the hell did I get old enough to have 4 of those ]but near 20 other screaming ankle biters that I don't know is pushing the boundaries a bit.Still the weather was such that they could spend time in the back garden and when it started getting a bit much I could wander into the front garden for a fag.No jelly sadly but there was ice cream and a piece of home baked birthday cake

[Sir Tigger KC]

Jelly. I can't remember the last time I had Jelly, or Trifle or Blamange for that matter!   

Probably too much sugar and E-numbers for the little bastards darlings these days. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Jelly. I can't remember the last time I had Jelly, or Trifle or Blamange for that matter!   

Probably too much sugar and E-numbers for the little bastards darlings these days. 

Vodka Jelly less calories but far more fun

[Andy B]

That would take more courage than I could ever muster! 

Ron.

Paper bag job?

For you or Anne? 

[BazaJT]

Can't recall last time I had jelly as a stand alone dessert,never a fan of blancmange.I have had shop bought trifles which I've found to be invariably rubbish and prefer to make my own-so jelly comes into the equation in that respect.

[ronnyd]

Jelly. I can't remember the last time I hae or Blamange for that matter!    :(d Jelly, or Trifl

Probably too much sugar and E-numbers for the little bastards darlings these days. 

SWMBO has made some and we are having it for tea. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

My son has announced he intends to make me a  Grandad within a couple of years. I have announced I intend to emigrate.
My days of having noisy ankle biters running around me are well and truly over. 

[Doctor Gollum]

My son has announced he intends to make me a  Grandad within a couple of years. I have announced I intend to emigrate.
My days of having noisy ankle biters running around me are well and truly over. 

He clearly didn't take the hint when you chucked him out at 16

[Rods2]

Excellent!
My 4 year old is going to be five next week. Does anyone know where I can get her a unicorn? 

Forget it all the UK's shops are sold out, my 9yo daughter owns all of the worlds unicorns from keyrings to every size & shape & colour of cuddly toy. I have wound her up for years by saying it's a rhino & she retords dad, it's a unicorn, a unicorn,  bless my little princess. She's a real daddy's girl & I love her to pieces. She's a budding artist & already puts my get the job done, computer programmer graphics in it's place. In the past I've done lots of 3d graphics programming, so I will leave it another year or two before introducing her to the world of perspective into her very, very good, for her age, 2d art.

[Rods2]

My son has announced he intends to make me a  Grandad within a couple of years. I have announced I intend to emigrate.
My days of having noisy ankle biters running around me are well and truly over. 

Being a grandad gives you all the joys of seeing a new born baby develop over 20 years into an amazing young adult. You get all the great highlights, without all the sleepless nights. My 14yo grandson from my eldest daughter has been going to collage part time where he is a plodder & wants to be a motor mechanic & work for an F1 team! My 10yo middle grandson is mad on computers, so I think is is going to follow in his grandad's steps here, my youngest 8yo grandson excels at everything where he is exceptionally intelligent, so he is excelling at school & has everything to go for. Like our children & now our grand children & hopefully our great grand children they are our futures, where we are all passing though in our 'seconds of live' in the billions of years of the universe before us & after us in the grand scheme of things.