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[Bigron]

It's  my birthday today and with my terminal health issues, is likely to be my last. I don't have a definite idea of time left, but It won't be much longer.
My Omega failed its MOT a year ago, but I can't drive it anyway  due to eye problems amd it has been   SORNed  since last April.
I would like to remain a member for as long as possible, please.

[YZ250]

Sorry to hear of your health issues but wishing you a Happy Birthday anyway. None of us know what's around the corner so we have to make the most of what we are given.
All the best to you. 

[Varche]

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.

I am sure every other OOFer would agree with me in saying we would like you to remain a member for as long as possible.

[Rangie]

Have the best day you can on your birthday, sorry to hear of your health issues & I am sure everyone on here hopes you stay on here for as long as you like.

[dave the builder]

Sorry to hear your Omega Failed its MOT 

Also .....

We've all got "terminal health issues" as soon as we are born 

Stay positive , suck every last bit of enjoyment out of life while you have the chance Ron 

Hope you have a great Birthday 

[BazaJT]

Happy birthday,enjoy it as best able You do realise that dying is not an acceptable excuse for leaving OOF?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

[Raeturbo]

Happy birthday, treat yourself to something 👍

[Bigron]

Thank you gents for your commebts and good wishes, all much appreciated. This surely is the best forum for help, friendship (and piss-taking) there is. Long may it continue.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

I agree....I'm  sure it is high on the list of "best ways to drop of the perch"

Probably number one.

[STEMO]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

I agree....I'm  sure it is high on the list of "best ways to drop of the perch"

Probably number one.

.That's 'off', not 'of'.
Philistine.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

I agree....I'm  sure it is high on the list of "best ways to drop of the perch"

Probably number one.

.That's 'off', not 'of'.
Philistine.

You are obviously very posh, so probably say 'orf' like the Queen.

[STEMO]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

I agree....I'm  sure it is high on the list of "best ways to drop of the perch"

Probably number one.

.That's 'off', not 'of'.
Philistine.

You are obviously very posh, so probably say 'orf' like the Queen.

You'd better believe it. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

I agree....I'm  sure it is high on the list of "best ways to drop of the perch"

Probably number one.

.That's 'off', not 'of'.
Philistine.

You are obviously very posh, so probably say 'orf' like the Queen.

You'd better believe it. 

As a scouser you'd say......Errrmmm.....you lot can all fack orf.

[Doctor Gollum]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

Like falling down the stairs, cracking your head open, breaking your nose again, along with a couple of ribs and your back in two places. And all because you lost your balance trying to press the up button to summon the stair lift back up because you forgot to use it on the way up

And before you think that could never happen, guess again... As the eighty something year old chap next door will tell you. He is back home and somehow still walking but now has two carers every visit rather than one, and on a bad day three

Eat, drink and fornicate until the sun rises, for tomorrow may never arrive. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Happy Birthday Ron! 

If we had known, we would have had a whip round for a strippergram for you! 

Er.....I think Ron wants to live as long as he can. Not drop dead with an overload of female flesh.

Best wishes, Ron. Enjoy every day.

I think there are probably worse ways to go. 

Like falling down the stairs, cracking your head open, breaking your nose again, along with a couple of ribs and your back in two places. And all because you lost your balance trying to press the up button to summon the stair lift back up because you forgot to use it on the way up

And before you think that could never happen, guess again... As the eighty something year old chap next door will tell you. He is back home and somehow still walking but now has two carers every visit rather than one, and on a bad day three

Eat, drink and fornicate until the sun rises, for tomorrow may never arrive. 

We all reach a time when tomorrow never comes. It is inevitable.

[Shackeng]

Best wishes Ron, enjoy what you can while you can. 👍

[ronnyd]

Happy Birthday Ron Lad. Was aware that you had some health issues but sad to hear that it seemed to have advanced. Have enjoyed some banter, (piss taking) with you in the last few years. Try to live your life as best as you can for as long as you can and also enjoy your family. All the best mate    Oh, by the way, did you ever manage to get that bloody radio out? 

[Andy B]

Happy Birthday Ron .... 

[Bigron]

ronnyd, I gave up on "that bloody tadio" many moons ago!  If I don't get any good news regarding my eyes, I will have to ggive up my beloved Omega too. 

[henryd]

Happy birthday Ron

[TheBoy]

Belated Happy Birthday, hope you had a great day...

...and so sad to hear that your health isn't what it was  , so your mission now is to get done all the things you always wanted to, and also enjoy time with family and friends.