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Author Topic: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar  (Read 1622 times)

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Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« on: 16 July 2022, 14:55:05 »
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #1 on: 16 July 2022, 15:28:19 »
suck it up buttercup..................oh hang on :-X
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #2 on: 16 July 2022, 18:07:06 »
I'll bet poor Henry went cross eyed. Imagine getting that stuffed up your nose  :(
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #3 on: 16 July 2022, 18:10:30 »
Didn't realise you could get done for buggering a Henry.  :o
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #4 on: 16 July 2022, 18:47:39 »
STMO thinks the vicar took Henry up the nose, and Ronny thinks the vicar took Henry up the arse.

Which is it? ::) ::)
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #5 on: 16 July 2022, 18:54:34 »
Ahh that story sucks..
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #6 on: 17 July 2022, 10:55:37 »
Shit, that was just up the road from me, and I'd not heard of that.  I thought Middleton Cheney was strictly No Sex Please, We're British
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #7 on: 17 July 2022, 11:23:48 »
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #8 on: 17 July 2022, 13:10:29 »
Do they sell inflatable Henrys?  :D
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #9 on: 17 July 2022, 13:19:43 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 17 July 2022, 13:10:29
Do they sell inflatable Henrys?  :D


They sell Henriettas, would that count?
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #10 on: 17 July 2022, 13:23:10 »
These people who put their knob in a hoover......have they never heard of women. ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #11 on: 17 July 2022, 13:45:18 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 July 2022, 11:23:48
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D

Once youve had a Sebo you wont touch a Henry with a barge pole. The suction is amazing.  ;D
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #12 on: 17 July 2022, 14:48:44 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 July 2022, 13:45:18
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 July 2022, 11:23:48
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D

Once youve had a Sebo you wont touch a Henry with a barge pole. The suction is amazing.  ;D
Those Sebos are dangerous, sucked my mates plums right through his japs eye  ;D
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
« Reply #13 on: 17 July 2022, 16:25:28 »
Quote from: STEMO on 17 July 2022, 14:48:44
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 17 July 2022, 13:45:18
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 17 July 2022, 11:23:48
Good publicity for Numatic!  :y

All the pervs and weirdos will be dashing out to buy their very own Henry sex aid!  ;D

Once youve had a Sebo you wont touch a Henry with a barge pole. The suction is amazing.  ;D
Those Sebos are dangerous, sucked my mates plums right through his japs eye  ;D
What you get up to while your long suffering wife is at work is entirely up to you. ;D
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Re: Never mind the actress and the Bishop,we now have Henry the Hoover and the Vicar
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