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[STEMO]

With girlfriend's parents and brother. They've all just managed to cop a £45 fine each for not paying the correct fare on the bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. £225 down the wotsit, that'll learn them 

[Doctor Gollum]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

[Rangie]

With girlfriend's parents and brother. They've all just managed to cop a £45 fine each for not paying the correct fare on the bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. £225 down the wotsit, that'll learn them 

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Doesn't surprise me Steve, found them to be corrupt money grabbing bastards, when my brother in law died in Egypt 3 years ago I was advised of someone who was " well connected" to assist in getting his body back to the UK what they wanted was cash to assist, told them to do one.

[STEMO]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

Flight from Bucharest was fine, hopefully the flight back to Manchester on Sunday will be too. 

[STEMO]

With girlfriend's parents and brother. They've all just managed to cop a £45 fine each for not paying the correct fare on the bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. £225 down the wotsit, that'll learn them 

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Doesn't surprise me Steve, found them to be corrupt money grabbing bastards, when my brother in law died in Egypt 3 years ago I was advised of someone who was " well connected" to assist in getting his body back to the UK what they wanted was cash to assist, told them to do one.

Did they ask if you had any feeeelthy pictures? 

[Rangie]

With girlfriend's parents and brother. They've all just managed to cop a £45 fine each for not paying the correct fare on the bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. £225 down the wotsit, that'll learn them 

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Doesn't surprise me Steve, found them to be corrupt money grabbing bastards, when my brother in law died in Egypt 3 years ago I was advised of someone who was " well connected" to assist in getting his body back to the UK what they wanted was cash to assist, told them to do one.

Did they ask if you had any feeeelthy pictures? 

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No, only if I wanted some..😂

[Doctor Gollum]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

Flight from Bucharest was fine, hopefully the flight back to Manchester on Sunday will be too. 

I'm sure it will be, as they won't be working 

[STEMO]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

Flight from Bucharest was fine, hopefully the flight back to Manchester on Sunday will be too. 

I'm sure it will be, as they won't be working 

Eh? Who won't be working?

[Doctor Gollum]

With girlfriend's parents and brother. They've all just managed to cop a £45 fine each for not paying the correct fare on the bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. £225 down the wotsit, that'll learn them 

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Doesn't surprise me Steve, found them to be corrupt money grabbing bastards, when my brother in law died in Egypt 3 years ago I was advised of someone who was " well connected" to assist in getting his body back to the UK what they wanted was cash to assist, told them to do one.

You are aware that Israel and Egypt are two distinctly different countries and cultures

[STEMO]

With girlfriend's parents and brother. They've all just managed to cop a £45 fine each for not paying the correct fare on the bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. £225 down the wotsit, that'll learn them 

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Doesn't surprise me Steve, found them to be corrupt money grabbing bastards, when my brother in law died in Egypt 3 years ago I was advised of someone who was " well connected" to assist in getting his body back to the UK what they wanted was cash to assist, told them to do one.

You are aware that Israel and Egypt are two distinctly different countries and cultures

Never mind nitpicking, who won't be working? Don't make me get the thumbscrews out.

[Doctor Gollum]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

Flight from Bucharest was fine, hopefully the flight back to Manchester on Sunday will be too. 

I'm sure it will be, as they won't be working 

Eh? Who won't be working?

The kids presumably 

Perhaps I should have clarified my earlier post. From a working point of view Tel Aviv flights have a reputation for being challenging. In no small part because of the dietary, er, considerations. 

[STEMO]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

Flight from Bucharest was fine, hopefully the flight back to Manchester on Sunday will be too. 

I'm sure it will be, as they won't be working 

Eh? Who won't be working?

The kids presumably 

Perhaps I should have clarified my earlier post. From a working point of view Tel Aviv flights have a reputation for being challenging. In no small part because of the dietary, er, considerations. 

They're students. They'd fly sitting on the floor, in the nude, eating rat shit, if the flight was cheap enough

[Doctor Gollum]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

Flight from Bucharest was fine, hopefully the flight back to Manchester on Sunday will be too. 

I'm sure it will be, as they won't be working 

Eh? Who won't be working?

The kids presumably 

Perhaps I should have clarified my earlier post. From a working point of view Tel Aviv flights have a reputation for being challenging. In no small part because of the dietary, er, considerations. 

They're students. They'd fly sitting on the floor, in the nude, eating rat shit, if the flight was cheap enough

Why didn't they go to Islamabad then? They could have ticked all those boxes

[STEMO]

Apparently Tel Aviv is actually quite nice once you get there... The flight itself has a reputation for being, er, challenging 

Flight from Bucharest was fine, hopefully the flight back to Manchester on Sunday will be too. 

I'm sure it will be, as they won't be working 

Eh? Who won't be working?

The kids presumably 

Perhaps I should have clarified my earlier post. From a working point of view Tel Aviv flights have a reputation for being challenging. In no small part because of the dietary, er, considerations. 

They're students. They'd fly sitting on the floor, in the nude, eating rat shit, if the flight was cheap enough

Why didn't they go to Islamabad then? They could have ticked all those boxes

Even they draw the line somewhere 

[STEMO]

If I know girlfriend's family, they'll just do a bunk on Sunday without paying the fines.

[Doctor Gollum]

If I know girlfriend's family, they'll just do a bunk on Sunday without paying the fines.

Might need some popcorn...

[STEMO]

If I know girlfriend's family, they'll just do a bunk on Sunday without paying the fines.

Might need some popcorn...

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I found Israel an interesting and pleasant place to visit.
Wouldnt want to argue with any of the Israeli authorities though. They take no crap.
Egypt however. If it wasnt for the historical angle,  there would be no possible reason to visit the filthy shithole.

[STEMO]

Everything is starting to close now for the sabbath.