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4x4

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Cigarette smoke detectors......
« on: 11 October 2014, 08:10:30 »

has anybody used these,im having a problem with lodger smoking in bedroom(smoke free building) she say she isnt ,since i last spoke to her about it 2 weeks ago she has started to use incense sticks to try and hide the smell,will these detectors work ?
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #1 on: 11 October 2014, 08:37:25 »

When you know she is smoking. Go running into her room shouting FIRE and throw a bucket of water over her :D.
Added value wet t-shirt aswell :)
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #2 on: 11 October 2014, 08:49:02 »

Err if she was a fit tall busty and young lady i would,but she is old and err sack of bones,it might get her to have a shower tho and improve personal hygiene  ???
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #3 on: 11 October 2014, 09:05:03 »

Err if she was a fit tall busty and young lady i would,but she is old and err sack of bones,it might get her to have a shower tho and improve personal hygiene  ???

 :(

Screw a smoke detector to her ceiling and glue the battery lid shut  :)
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #4 on: 11 October 2014, 09:08:18 »

Need to use a special detector for tobacco smoke,normal 1 dont work :y
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #5 on: 11 October 2014, 11:45:04 »

Err if she was a fit tall busty and young lady i would,but she is old and err sack of bones,it might get her to have a shower tho and improve personal hygiene  ???

so evict the one you have and choose as above :) sure a selection of OOF'ers will help you find a suitable tenant 8)
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2014, 18:43:12 »

Err if she was a fit tall busty and young lady i would,but she is old and err sack of bones,it might get her to have a shower tho and improve personal hygiene  ???

so evict the one you have and choose as above :) sure a selection of OOF'ers will help you find a suitable tenant 8)

Nope , dont know any  :-[ :-X
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #7 on: 11 October 2014, 20:53:08 »

Just got in from having a nice meal out with a friend,i could smell the smoke in the communal hallway,shes out at the moment,but will be getting a right mouthful when she comes in  >:(
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #8 on: 12 October 2014, 10:33:45 »

Just got in from having a nice meal out with a friend,i could smell the smoke in the communal hallway,shes out at the moment,but will be getting a right mouthful when she comes in  >:(

Lucky her! ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #9 on: 12 October 2014, 11:13:34 »

Just got in from having a nice meal out with a friend,i could smell the smoke in the communal hallway,shes out at the moment,but will be getting a right mouthful when she comes in  >:(

Lucky her! ::) ::) ::)

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Throw her stuff out to the front door , lock the door and leave a note . No more lodgers especially when they dont abide by the rules  >:(
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Re: Cigarette smoke detectors......
« Reply #10 on: 12 October 2014, 19:16:48 »

Err if she was a fit tall busty and young lady i would,but she is old and err sack of bones,it might get her to have a shower tho and improve personal hygiene  ???
I take it you actually met her before she moved in?
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