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Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« on: 19 January 2008, 11:46:46 »
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an obvious error, he replied:

"Monsieur, zat iz zee reason I stole ze paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make zee Van Gogh."



See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I posted it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse!

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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #1 on: 19 January 2008, 11:47:45 »
..this comes from across the big pond, obviously...

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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #2 on: 19 January 2008, 11:49:10 »
OK fair enough ::), you bored Mark ;D
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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #3 on: 19 January 2008, 11:59:03 »
No, just a toothache....  :(

Went to a private dentist to get a quote yesterday....

Major work... :-/

If I sell the Omega I still have to add some...  :'(

Available NHS dentist not spotted in my area for many decades....  >:(




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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #4 on: 19 January 2008, 12:04:04 »
Ahh, the mythical NHS dentist.. :(

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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #5 on: 19 January 2008, 12:08:35 »
Any DIY suggestions...? perhaps we could have a self-dentistry maintenance guide section? 'How to pull your own teeth' type of thing...? Yes, I'm taking pain killers.... yooohooo.... :)
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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #6 on: 19 January 2008, 12:18:53 »
I've got a dremel if that helps :-/

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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #7 on: 19 January 2008, 12:30:27 »
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Any DIY suggestions...? perhaps we could have a self-dentistry maintenance guide section? 'How to pull your own teeth' type of thing...? Yes, I'm taking pain killers.... yooohooo.... :)

Go to Kings College hospital, dental college, get it for free, if you don't mind students practicing on you :-X
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« Reply #8 on: 19 January 2008, 12:41:31 »
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Any DIY suggestions...? perhaps we could have a self-dentistry maintenance guide section? 'How to pull your own teeth' type of thing...? Yes, I'm taking pain killers.... yooohooo.... :)

Go to Kings College hospital, dental college, get it for free, if you don't mind students practicing on you :-X

OK... have you tried it then?  :o
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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #9 on: 19 January 2008, 16:48:54 »
Don't give up the day job ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 19 January 2008, 17:11:56 »
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Any DIY suggestions...? perhaps we could have a self-dentistry maintenance guide section? 'How to pull your own teeth' type of thing...? Yes, I'm taking pain killers.... yooohooo.... :)

Go to Kings College hospital, dental college, get it for free, if you don't mind students practicing on you :-X

OK... have you tried it then?  :o

My two front teeth were knocked out when I was 11 - disagreement between me on an original Raleigh Chopper and a Puddy Tat - and have had false teeth of one sort or another since.  

Last time I needed work done on them I went to the Dental Hospital in Dundee and the work was done by the Prof in Charge as a demo for students.  

Got about 3 grands worth of bridge work for the cost of a couple of return trips there and back.  Worth investigating Micks idea, perhaps??
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Any DIY suggestions...? perhaps we could have a self-dentistry maintenance guide section? 'How to pull your own teeth' type of thing...? Yes, I'm taking pain killers.... yooohooo.... :)

Go to Kings College hospital, dental college, get it for free, if you don't mind students practicing on you :-X

OK... have you tried it then?  :o

Ermm, No :-X, but I know folk that have or were going to try it, actually have'nt sen them since ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 19 January 2008, 17:37:18 »
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Don't give up the day job ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ouch... forgot about that... I am suppose to go and see a customer in Kent for the day on Monday... not sure if I can drive with the stuff I've been taking.... will be fun and games going through the day without it  :'(
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« Reply #13 on: 19 January 2008, 17:39:29 »
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Don't give up the day job ;)

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Ouch... forgot about that... I am suppose to go and see a customer in Kent for the day on Monday... not sure if I can drive with the stuff I've been taking.... will be fun and games going through the day without it  :'(

You can do a small detour via kings on the way back and get the nashers sorted :y
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Re: Cheezy stuff....  but here it is anyway
« Reply #14 on: 19 January 2008, 20:31:30 »
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Available NHS dentist not spotted in my area for many decades....  >:(


I go to a(n) NHS dentist the week after next so he can finish the crown he started before Christmas. It'll be a couple of quid shy of £200  :'(
It's a good job I work at Heinz as I think we'll be on beanz on toast in Feb. This month .... her car insurance, my road tax, daughter's uni accomodation of a grand  :( plus a journey to  Plymouth & Portsmouth.
I can't wait for more OT in the morning!  ;D  ;D
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