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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #90 on: 25 December 2020, 19:28:34 »

Yep.....you own a lesser spotted white whippet.

Pretty rare. :)
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #91 on: 25 December 2020, 19:30:50 »

it's a bit fat and needs a shave
I guess it's just a result of the lockdowns  ;D
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #92 on: 25 December 2020, 20:01:50 »

it's a bit fat and needs a shave
I guess it's just a result of the lockdowns  ;D

Yes I noticed it was a fat bastard for a white  whippet. I blame the owner.
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #93 on: 25 December 2020, 20:17:12 »

I don't think it's even a whippet  ???

I think poor gullible old Uncle Stemo has been tricked

not to worry , you can claim back if it's miss-sold PPI PUP
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #94 on: 25 December 2020, 20:53:26 »

She's 10 next year is my walking buddy, I'll be a fat bastard when she goes  ;D
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #95 on: 25 December 2020, 20:58:46 »

looks like a lovely health dog  :)

probably outlive you  ;D   :-X 

happy Christmas  :D ;D
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #96 on: 25 December 2020, 21:54:48 »

Here's my whippet

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I have a friend who has that style of whippet.  They can be quite the character I think?  :)  :y
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #97 on: 25 December 2020, 22:00:38 »

She bosses me about, if that's what you mean. She's the only dog I've had that I can't stare out, she's not a bit worried about what I think.
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #98 on: 25 December 2020, 23:48:37 »

She bosses me about, if that's what you mean. She's the only dog I've had that I can't stare out, she's not a bit worried about what I think.

Yes my friend also has a big black lab, but the whippet is the top dog!  ;D

What is it anyway?  Westie? Yorkie?   ??? :-\

Unlike Lord Opti, I have no experience or expertise with dogs.   ;D
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #99 on: 26 December 2020, 10:13:07 »

That's because it's a Honda. Which is Japanese for "does exactly what you bought it for."
Except electronics. Honda never were good with (reliable) electronics.
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #100 on: 26 December 2020, 10:15:50 »

Here's my whippet

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Arrhhhhhhhhh :)

Such a pretty little bitch half clad in Santa gear probably belongs in Skrunties thread :P


Has she filled herself on leftover xmas dinners yet?
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Re: Why won't my mower start?
« Reply #101 on: 26 December 2020, 13:28:52 »

That whippet looks gay.

Looks like the canine member of The Village People.
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