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Gulp 

I've never posted my full address.........have I? 

As the only white family on your street, I'm sure that hiding in plain sight is safe enough

As I'm sure you are aware, there are very, very few people of colour in Barnsley.
Whether that's because we won't let them in, or because they wouldn't live here for all the curry in Bradford, is a good question. 

Probably not the octopus...

Now, now. We mustn't guess. Just makes us look like what other people accuse us of looking like. 

Why stop now? 

Gulp 

I've never posted my full address.........have I? 

As the only white family on your street, I'm sure that hiding in plain sight is safe enough

Caught the tail end of a news bulletin which referred to "the suspect detained" as being a foreign national..

OK.......Let rip 

Caught the tail end of a news bulletin which referred to "the suspect detained" as being a foreign national..

Scary going head on like that  I bet her driving history is littered with claims.
On some days it feels like the loonies are following me around, if I can be arsed I`ll upload the BMW Coupe (Reg. 9 ANC) that had to get to front of the queue at all costs & very nearly side swiped me. When I did catch up with the idiot I felt fully justified in giving him heaps of verbal's  but didn`t ; cos I knew another looney would be along very shortly 

Trouble is, these day you can never be sure what weapons said idiots are carrying. 

Gulp 

I've never posted my full address.........have I? 

Most waiting will also be old.

TB mentioned a cull.

Poor Tigger, insane and old 

Best get that booster shot in case it's catching

Had mine this afternoon. Had trouble getting in to the vaccination centre because the young lady on the door said it was only for old people, and I was obviously far too young.

Age is relative.  She's probably in her sixties and needs to go to Specsavers! 

In my world, she was 25 and after my body. I don't really care what an insane person says 

It's not me! It's all them others! 

You need to go and see a doctor, explain what's going on. Make sure he writes it down.
Then you can kill somebody you don't like and get away with it 

Another missive from the eight-armed ones...

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£10 cheaper than the maximum they're allowed to charge. Woooohoooo.

I've just had my missive.    At least I now know who's keeping my lights on! 

Ahhh, but who is keeping you warm