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Title: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: TheBoy on 03 March 2018, 10:28:58
Whenever the Old Bag nicks my car to go anywhere, she always grumbles there isn't a bag in it to carry some of her purchases. So she rectified that by going to the shop she has onsite.


So the Old Bag bought me a Bag for the Jag

(http://theboy.omegaowners.com/jag_pics/odds/jagbag.JPG)


Now, I'd never admit this to her face, but its actually quite a good idea, so I might get her to pick up a couple more  :-X
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: zirk on 03 March 2018, 10:44:38
Very Nice, does it have an adjustable shoulder strap?,  if so, Im saying nothing.  :-* ;D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Bigron on 03 March 2018, 10:48:26
Are you sure that it's wise for an Omega Queen to make comments like that?  :-X

Ron.
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: TheBoy on 03 March 2018, 10:50:01
does it have an adjustable shoulder strap?,  if so, Im saying nothing.  :-* ;D
You're looking at somebody who never grasped the concepts of a manbag, and even used to carry his works laptop around in a Tesco carrier to save looking a bit feminine...   ...until the do-gooders put paid to disposable bags.
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Bigron on 03 March 2018, 11:03:29
Same here, TB; my executive briefcase had Morrisons on it!  :y

Ron.
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: STEMO on 03 March 2018, 11:08:39
I believe you can get jaguar perfume for (so-called) men, and keyrings and stuff. If you ask your local tattooist nicely, I'm sure he'd scribe ' I drive a jaaaag' across your forehead.
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 March 2018, 11:14:50
Practical.......but girlie. :)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 03 March 2018, 11:17:51
When I were a kid and collected various rubbish precious things from Vauxhall Dealers I kept most of it in a carboard box.


I named it the Vaux Box.


So ..... um, yeah.
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 11:18:10
At least it's not a Mini Bag... as that would obviously be a fashion accessory ::)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 March 2018, 11:18:42
Is it part of the Dale Winton and John Inman Jaguar collection? ::) ::) :)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 11:21:50
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 March 2018, 11:23:50
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 March 2018, 11:24:33
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps TB should make a youtube video.......me and my Jagbag. :)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Shackeng on 03 March 2018, 11:27:12
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

I love it. ;D ;D ;D
And I suspect that someone will be 'losing' their Jagbag very soon. ::) ::) ::)
6488
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 11:43:43
In my limited defense, I only searched out of curiosity to see how much they were compared to a bag for life :-[

Not surprisingly, they don't sell them in the States... They get growler lunch boxes ;D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 March 2018, 11:53:48
I suppose an opportunity is now in place for TB to meet other men with a Jagbag. :)

I believe Louie Spence has two. :)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: TheBoy on 03 March 2018, 12:48:58
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D
Working for the yanks for 10 miserable years, I was aware of some of the southern trash sayings, and certainly had heard of it as a derogatory term, and a term for flicking the wrist.

But, then, our American cousins are very "special" ;D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: TheBoy on 03 March 2018, 12:50:04
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

I love it. ;D ;D ;D
And I suspect that someone will be 'losing' their Jagbag very soon. ::) ::) ::)
6488
Nope, it'll be staying, and when I have to endure America later this year, might even take it with me ;D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: TheBoy on 03 March 2018, 12:51:51
to see how much they were compared to a bag for life
More expensive than the plastic ones that you have to return every few weeks because you rip them, cheaper than the more expensive material type.

£3.50 I think she said.  I know how much she thinks of me ;D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 12:52:07
If you're anywhere near Nashville, then I know a massive Jaaaag fan who might appreciate the joke ;)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 March 2018, 12:53:05
to see how much they were compared to a bag for life
More expensive than the plastic ones that you have to return every few weeks because you rip them, cheaper than the more expensive material type.

£3.50 I think she said.  I know how much she thinks of me ;D
35 times more than you give her credit for  ;D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Lazydocker on 04 March 2018, 08:06:50
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps Mrs TB selected said bag deliberately  :-X ::)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 March 2018, 11:09:07
Do people seriously not investigate things before signing them off?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jagbag

 ;D ;D ;D

Perhaps Mrs TB selected said bag deliberately  :-X ::)
Whatever could you mean? ::)

 :D
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: YZ250 on 04 March 2018, 18:22:33
You're not seriously going to use that are you!  :o :o   It'll be key fob on the bar when ordering a pint next.  ::)

If you're that serious, I've got the Jaguar Umbrella to go with it.  :y ;)
Title: Re: Mrs TheBoy bought me a little pressie
Post by: TheBoy on 04 March 2018, 18:41:50
You're not seriously going to use that are you!  :o :o   It'll be key fob on the bar when ordering a pint next.  ::)

If you're that serious, I've got the Jaguar Umbrella to go with it.  :y ;)
The rumour around here is that the next estate along - where tunnie used to live - is a swingers estate, and called "the swingers estate" by a few round these parts. Are you suggesting I should move? ;D


I aint fussed whats on it, its handy, and unlike those heavy duty plastic reusable bags, ram into a small space, so handy to keep in the car.

Umbrella? That's what girls use ;D  (although I would concede that when I was out before xmas in a rainstorm, I secretly wish I'd had one in the car  :-X