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M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« on: 05 April 2014, 12:33:20 »
A very nice couple have just left for Loughborough and seem extremely pleased with their new purchase. :y

For my part, I'm £6350 the richer :y :y.......except, I'm not actually, the f**king taxman is....sob....sob :'( :'(

Of course, I've had to make it up with my wonderful  MV6  :-* :-* :-*......she quite rightly feels wounded, abandoned, and generally unloved.  :'(

I've assured her that I shall never again be seduced by the 'creamy torque filled thighs' of the big-titted german fraulein. ::) ::) ;D
« Last Edit: 05 April 2014, 12:35:18 by Mr. Opti »
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #1 on: 05 April 2014, 16:11:47 »
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #2 on: 05 April 2014, 16:36:50 »
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 16:11:47
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)

Yes. I'm now looking for a Daewoo to fill the void. :)
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« Reply #3 on: 05 April 2014, 16:43:22 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 16:36:50
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 16:11:47
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)

Yes. I'm now looking for a Daewoo to fill the void. :)


 ::) ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 05 April 2014, 17:57:10 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 16:36:50
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 16:11:47
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)

Yes. I'm now looking for a Daewoo to fill the void. :)
No more Chevys, I'm afraid, all snapped up by discerning buyers. However, I might be open to offers.
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #5 on: 05 April 2014, 19:00:26 »
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 17:57:10
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 16:36:50
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 16:11:47
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)

Yes. I'm now looking for a Daewoo to fill the void. :)
No more Chevys, I'm afraid, all snapped up by discerning buyers. However, I might be open to offers.

 Ah, I see. So in that respect Daewoo are just like a Zonda, Aston Martin, and Bugatti. :)
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #6 on: 05 April 2014, 20:10:14 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 19:00:26
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 17:57:10
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 16:36:50
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 16:11:47
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)

Yes. I'm now looking for a Daewoo to fill the void. :)
No more Chevys, I'm afraid, all snapped up by discerning buyers. However, I might be open to offers.

 Ah, I see. So in that respect Daewoo are just like a Zonda, Aston Martin, and Bugatti. :)
Only more reliable. :y
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« Reply #7 on: 05 April 2014, 20:14:56 »
The Omega will be a little more forgiving on the fuel bills  ;D In the meantime if you need a small runabout i can recommend the 106  ::)
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #8 on: 05 April 2014, 20:17:05 »
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 20:10:14
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 19:00:26
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 17:57:10
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 16:36:50
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 16:11:47
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)

Yes. I'm now looking for a Daewoo to fill the void. :)
No more Chevys, I'm afraid, all snapped up by discerning buyers. However, I might be open to offers.

 Ah, I see. So in that respect Daewoo are just like a Zonda, Aston Martin, and Bugatti. :)
Only more reliable. :y
I asked a Chinaman if they ever breakdown, he said daewoo.
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #9 on: 05 April 2014, 20:18:42 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 19:00:26
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 17:57:10
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 16:36:50
Quote from: STEMO on 05 April 2014, 16:11:47
A very short affair, Opti, I hope you've learned your lesson.

In your line of work, can you claim tax relief for car maintenance/repairs? If so, you'll have your money back in no time.  :)

Yes. I'm now looking for a Daewoo to fill the void. :)
No more Chevys, I'm afraid, all snapped up by discerning buyers. However, I might be open to offers.

 Ah, I see. So in that respect Daewoo are just like a Zonda, Aston Martin, and Bugatti. :)

From Paris to St Tropez and the exotic far East, with a licence to kill, a cool sophisticated manner with a hint of danger and drives an Aston Martin, the Zonda for a discerning owner looking for rarity and performance from the Modena maestros at Pagani who produce the ultimate Italian supercars, for those where price is no object they want the best in life and their car's performance with a price no object, that is the Bugatti owner, retired from Wakefield for shopping trips to Morrisons, walking the dog and mucky liaisons in the Reading suburb of Woking ham drives a Daewoo.

The latter owner just doesn't seem to quite fit with the first three, Lord Opti. ::) :o :-[ :P ;D ;D ;D
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #10 on: 06 April 2014, 00:27:16 »
A sad day Mr Opti!  :'(  Your fling with the teutonic beast was short but hopefully sweet and I bet torrid at times!!  ::)  :)

I hope the MV6 is forgiving........ You cheating bastid!!!  :P  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 06 April 2014, 13:12:16 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 06 April 2014, 00:27:16
A sad day Mr Opti!  :'(  Your fling with the teutonic beast was short but hopefully sweet and I bet torrid at times!!  ::)  :)

I hope the MV6 is forgiving........ You cheating bastid!!!  :P  ;D

She is refusing to take her radio code. :-\ :-\
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« Reply #12 on: 06 April 2014, 13:30:10 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 06 April 2014, 13:12:16
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 06 April 2014, 00:27:16
A sad day Mr Opti!  :'(  Your fling with the teutonic beast was short but hopefully sweet and I bet torrid at times!!  ::)  :)

I hope the MV6 is forgiving........ You cheating bastid!!!  :P  ;D

She is refusing to take her radio code. :-\ :-\
The grief you people go through to retain an unreliable, outdated piece of GM memorabilia. Buy a new GM, one with a proper badge on the front.
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Re: M500 JFC has gone to a new home.
« Reply #13 on: 06 April 2014, 14:01:26 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 12:33:20
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I've assured her that I shall never again be seduced by the 'creamy torque filled thighs' of the big-titted german fraulein. ::) ::) ;D

That was a very quick V8 affair  :o

Any particular reason?
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« Reply #14 on: 06 April 2014, 14:11:22 »
Quote from: Andy B on 06 April 2014, 14:01:26
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 05 April 2014, 12:33:20
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I've assured her that I shall never again be seduced by the 'creamy torque filled thighs' of the big-titted german fraulein. ::) ::) ;D

That was a very quick V8 affair  :o

Any particular reason?
Read the thread, you might get a clue  ;D
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