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[STEMO]

.....or fanny? 

UFO-like cloud forms in Turkey https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64352634

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/fyUds_Dh4Eg

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The planet Venus is often mistaken for a UFO.

Sitting very low and very bright in the winter sky.

[dave the builder]

UFO = unidentified flying object

not necessarily an alien space ship.

It could just be a laptop being thrown at you unawares .

it then becomes an  identified object ,assuming you're still conscious enough to identify it   

[Sir Tigger KC]

It looks more like a portal to another dimension than a UFO or fanny IMO. 

[STEMO]

It looks more like a portal to another dimension than a UFO or fanny IMO. 

I've seen some funny fannies in my time 

[ronnyd]

Certainly looks more like a fanny than a UFO. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/j2PoXfZdYVU

Gabrielle Drake did it for me.....

[Sir Tigger KC]

It looks more like a portal to another dimension than a UFO or fanny IMO. 

I've seen some funny fannies in my time 

Mind you a fanny can take you to another dimension. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

A whirlpool in the sky! 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-64458511

Scientists believe the phenomenon is connected to the launch of a SpaceX satellite, but they would say something like that wouldn't they. Can't have conspiracy theories or talk of UFO's. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The USAF have shot down a UFO over Alaska! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Totary not for spyings

[Varche]

The USAF have shot down a UFO over Alaska! 

Seems odd. Apart from being the size of a small car they dont know much about it. How fast it was flying, course? You would have thought they would have had a fighter plane up there very close filming it. ( before rightly shooting it down)

Must be a Chinese unmanned drone testing the US.

[countrywoman]

And if it was a UFO we will be told it's a weather baloon!!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's Roswell all over again.

.....although I do think the universe is full of life.

[Doctor Gollum]

It's Roswell all over again.

.....although I do think the universe is full of life.

Do they matter too?

Going to need a bigger rainbow...

[Nick W]

The USAF have shot down a UFO over Alaska! 

That looks just like the 'weather balloon' that crashed at the Goodwood Revival last year

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Express (so it must be true!) are reporting that another UFO has been shot down over Canada and that Justin Trudeau the Canadian PM ordered a US plane into action.   

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1733688/canada-us-shoot-unidentified-object-airspace-US-F22

[Raeturbo]

I think that’s the same one they reported earlier today

[Varche]

The Express (so it must be true!) are reporting that another UFO has been shot down over Canada and that Justin Trudeau the Canadian PM ordered a US plane into action.   

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1733688/canada-us-shoot-unidentified-object-airspace-US-F22

Good game, How long before we are playing it in Europe?

[Rangie]

Saw several on the way home from the pub last night & lots of little green men..😁

[dave the builder]

Saw several on the way home from the pub last night & lots of little green men..😁

Opti is probably at church ,it being Sunday , confessing his sins , he may be some time 

so I'm posting on his behalf 

it's "GREEN FIGURE" now Rangie 

is this what you refer too 

[ronnyd]

Saw several on the way home from the pub last night & lots of little green men..😁

Opti is probably at church ,it being Sunday , confessing his sins , he may be some time 

so I'm posting on his behalf 

it's "GREEN FIGURE" now Rangie 

is this what you refer too 

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

[dave the builder]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

[ronnyd]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

[dave the builder]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

He's got pride 
leaves all the food bank offerings to the people who've blown all their Giro on Bright-house payments for their PS5 and 72 " flat screen TV     

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all. 

[dave the builder]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all. 

The Hulk isn't public sector 
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£

[ronnyd]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

He's got pride 
leaves all the food bank offerings to the people who've blown all their Giro on Bright-house payments for their PS5 and 72 " flat screen TV     

Christ alive, he's not come out as well has he? 

[dave the builder]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

He's got pride 
leaves all the food bank offerings to the people who've blown all their Giro on Bright-house payments for their PS5 and 72 " flat screen TV     

Christ alive, he's not come out as well has he? 

I'm not sure , Maybe he got the wrong steroids / hormones 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all. 

The Hulk isn't public sector 
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£

There's only one Hulk, but tens of thousands of little green figures manning the crossings. They are all hard done by public sector workers, and the little red figures look even more pissed off! 

[dave the builder]

The Hulk has lost a lot of weight. 

Cost of living  no one can afford to eat food these days 

Could always use the food bank. 

Yes green figures are hard done by public sector workers after all. 

The Hulk isn't public sector 
Have you seen how much he makes on merchandising £$£$£

There's only one Hulk, but tens of thousands of little green figures manning the crossings. They are all hard done by public sector workers, and the little red figures look even more pissed off! 

OK ,you have a point 
BUT
If they are not happy with the current pay ,they should change jobs .
they can be easily replaced with an automated electrical alternative 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

[Rangie]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

ET is here at last come down to sort this godforsaken planet out..

[STEMO]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

What's going on? China pretending that they have their own interlopers, so they can't possibly be to blame for the ones over the US.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The Telegraph is reporting that another UFO has been spotted off the coast of Shandong Province in Eastern China and the authorities are preparing to shoot it down.

What's going on?     

What's going on? China pretending that they have their own interlopers, so they can't possibly be to blame for the ones over the US.

You don't believe it's little green men figures in flying saucers then?                                                 

[STEMO]

https://www.skynews.com.au/insights-and-analysis/xi-jinping-will-claim-pretext-to-bring-down-a-us-plane-over-the-south-china-sea-after-spy-balloon-fiasco/news-story/700ad18926d672478a1bd4fe3d092bf7

[Varche]

And another one shot down. Octagonal shape? Doesn’ t sound very aerodynamic.

Wouldn’t  you just love to be in the hangar where they are piecing the shot down bits together. How long before they invent something to “ catch” a whole one!

[Sir Tigger KC]

" The US military is unsure what three flying objects it shot out of the skies over North America were - and how they were able to stay aloft. "


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620064

[Doctor Gollum]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!                                                        

[Doctor Gollum]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!                                                        

Nope, definitely men. No skirt or tits.

[dave the builder]

Presumably they have managed to recover some of the one that crashed in Michigan

Imagine the response if little green men figures had shot down Neil when he stepped on to the sound stage moon...

You can't say that in this day and age, so I've changed it to something more suitably inclusive for you!                                                        

Nope, definitely men. No skirt or tits.

Scottish men wear skirts and many men have tits 

[Raeturbo]

You shouldn’t be looking you perv🙈

[STEMO]

Oh well....maybe calling them Chinese spying devices was a bit hasty. Perhaps even calling them Chinese was a bit wide of the mark. We could have made a teensy weensy mistake. 

[Raeturbo]

What do you think they are then? Flying Haggis🤣🤣

[STEMO]

What do you think they are then? Flying Haggis🤣🤣

I can see a massive climb down coming.

[Raeturbo]

Oh dear what have I missed?🫣

[dave the builder]

You shouldn’t be looking you perv🙈

I wasn't 
Dolly sent me your "home movie"   

[Raeturbo]

Yeah she’s Scottish👍

[Raeturbo]

https://www.independent.co.uk/

[Doctor Gollum]

Oh well....maybe calling them Chinese spying devices was a bit hasty. Perhaps even calling them Chinese was a bit wide of the mark. We could have made a teensy weensy mistake. 

Like The Chinese Virus...

[STEMO]

US suspects three unidentified objects it shot down were 'benign' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64644845

[TheBoy]

Scottish men wear skirts and many men have tits 

I ain't Scottish, but have a decent pair of moobs...

[dave the builder]

Scottish men wear skirts and many men have tits 

I ain't Scottish, but have a decent pair of moobs...

TMI
save such comments for the Jag forum 

[Sir Tigger KC]

So it's emerging that the UFO's that Joe Biden had shot down with $400,000 sidewinder missiles may well have been $12 hobbyists balloons! 

I'm gutted as I was looking forward to seeing the little green them who were visiting us.                                                 

https://www.zerohedge.com/military/illinois-hobby-club-believes-pentagon-shot-down-their-12-pico-balloon

[Doctor Gollum]

That's about right