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Title: Christmas dinner
Post by: Elite Pete on 27 November 2011, 21:19:24
I'm looking forward to this years Christmas OOF Dinner :y
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Andy B on 27 November 2011, 21:34:27
I'm looking forward to this years Christmas OOF Dinner :y

All round to your house then Pete?  ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: albitz on 27 November 2011, 21:42:35
Havent you had your invite yet Andy ? Mine arrived in the post last Tuesday. :-\
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Andy B on 27 November 2011, 22:06:30
Havent you had your invite yet Andy ? Mine arrived in the post last Tuesday. :-\

Bugger!  :'( :'( :'( & I though that Pete really liked me too!  :'( :'(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: albitz on 27 November 2011, 22:10:31
Not at Petes place,its at a posh hotel. ;)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Vamps on 27 November 2011, 22:28:42
Can Miss Vamps and I come in the Jeep? swmbo Omega is filthy...... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Debs. on 27 November 2011, 22:42:56
The OOF Christmas 'Me & You':
Yorkshires, roast turkey (sorry Cem!), devils on horse back (the meaty kind; not the jockey club!) wiffy-sprouts, snip-snaps and a christmas puddin` to follow. :y

....Advocaat, anyone? ::)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: hotel21 on 27 November 2011, 22:54:53
Invites are already out but, sadly, cannot account for the proficiency of Royal Fail if replies not received by the RSV date.
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Andy B on 27 November 2011, 22:57:13
........Advocaat, anyone? ::)

You mean you can still buy the stuff?  ??? ??? :o ???
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: VXL V6 on 27 November 2011, 23:12:58
Ah, so it's at the same place as last year.  :y

Just got to check my dinner jacket still fits.  ::)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Debs. on 27 November 2011, 23:19:26
........Advocaat, anyone? ::)

You mean you can still buy the stuff?  ??? ??? :o ???

It`s of such limited appeal and a short sales-window; I bet the Warninks plant is only fired up for the last week in November! ;)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Andy B on 27 November 2011, 23:21:54
..... I bet the Warninks plant is only fired up for the last week in November! ;)
every other year ......  ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Vamps on 27 November 2011, 23:38:21
Invites are already out but, sadly, cannot account for the proficiency of Royal Fail if replies not received by the RSV date.

Is mine in the post then?........ :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Lazydocker on 28 November 2011, 00:00:25
I've arranged cover... SWMBO and I will be there in our best "Bib and Tucker" :y
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Tony H on 28 November 2011, 15:05:30
Bagsey not sitting anywhere near Jimbob if sprouts are on the menu  :o ;)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Auto Addict on 28 November 2011, 15:54:37
Bagsey not sitting anywhere near Jimbob if sprouts are on the menu  :o ;)

Nobody sits next to Jimbob, he's put in another room, by himself :y
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: TheBoy on 28 November 2011, 18:34:02
I think the Admin Team should be spread even across the tables...


that pikey pensioner farts, and tries to blame everyone else
the scary, hairy one wears his full highland dress, hoping all the men will see if its true
Hornby steals your roast tatties when you are not looking, theiving git
That Wood bloke will want those near him to help him straighten out his Westfield that seems to be in a permenent state of bent
Jimbob, well he's in another room anyway. Obviously.
DLK, he's just looking to take a bloke to an 80's disco, before taking them home for the night.
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Tony H on 28 November 2011, 21:10:32
 :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: VXL V6 on 28 November 2011, 21:20:09
Is someone bringing a credit card this time? Don't fancy washing up!
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Entwood on 28 November 2011, 21:45:07
Can we have a different colour scheme this year ???  That 'orrible pink was really naf .. :(
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Lazydocker on 28 November 2011, 21:55:19
I think the Admin Team should be spread even across the tables...


that pikey pensioner farts, and tries to blame everyone else
the scary, hairy one wears his full highland dress, hoping all the men will see if its true
Hornby steals your roast tatties when you are not looking, theiving git
That Wood bloke will want those near him to help him straighten out his Westfield that seems to be in a permenent state of bent
Jimbob, well he's in another room anyway. Obviously.
DLK, he's just looking to take a bloke to an 80's disco, before taking them home for the night.
You forgot to mention the Shouty bloke who tries to steal your dinner and groom you :-X ::) ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Auto Addict on 29 November 2011, 06:47:20
I think the Admin Team should be spread even across the tables...


that pikey pensioner farts, and tries to blame everyone else
the scary, hairy one wears his full highland dress, hoping all the men will see if its true
Hornby steals your roast tatties when you are not looking, theiving git
That Wood bloke will want those near him to help him straighten out his Westfield that seems to be in a permenent state of bent
Jimbob, well he's in another room anyway. Obviously.
DLK, he's just looking to take a bloke to an 80's disco, before taking them home for the night.
You forgot to mention the Shouty bloke who tries to steal your dinner and groom you :-X ::) ;D

The TuBy perv. who likes his nipples tickled by other blokes you mean :o
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: LJay on 29 November 2011, 08:43:41
I hope it's not a 'gentleman's' evening....there's none of them on here! :P ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Jimbob on 29 November 2011, 08:45:34
I think the Admin Team should be spread even across the tables...


that pikey pensioner farts, and tries to blame everyone else
the scary, hairy one wears his full highland dress, hoping all the men will see if its true
Hornby steals your roast tatties when you are not looking, theiving git
That Wood bloke will want those near him to help him straighten out his Westfield that seems to be in a permenent state of bent
Jimbob, well he's in another room anyway. Obviously.
DLK, he's just looking to take a bloke to an 80's disco, before taking them home for the night.
You forgot to mention the Shouty bloke who tries to steal your dinner and groom you :-X ::) ;D

The TuBy perv. who likes his nipples tickled by other blokes you mean :o

who else does he let at them!  I'm jealous!
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Jimbob on 29 November 2011, 08:45:58
I hope it's not a 'gentleman's' evening....there's none of them on here! :P ;D

 :P  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Auto Addict on 29 November 2011, 09:25:42
I think the Admin Team should be spread even across the tables...


that pikey pensioner farts, and tries to blame everyone else
the scary, hairy one wears his full highland dress, hoping all the men will see if its true
Hornby steals your roast tatties when you are not looking, theiving git
That Wood bloke will want those near him to help him straighten out his Westfield that seems to be in a permenent state of bent
Jimbob, well he's in another room anyway. Obviously.
DLK, he's just looking to take a bloke to an 80's disco, before taking them home for the night.
You forgot to mention the Shouty bloke who tries to steal your dinner and groom you :-X ::) ;D

The TuBy perv. who likes his nipples tickled by other blokes you mean :o

who else does he let at them!  I'm jealous!

He's a Tart, he'll let anyone do it ???
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: LJay on 29 November 2011, 13:46:26
I think the Admin Team should be spread even across the tables...


that pikey pensioner farts, and tries to blame everyone else
the scary, hairy one wears his full highland dress, hoping all the men will see if its true
Hornby steals your roast tatties when you are not looking, theiving git
That Wood bloke will want those near him to help him straighten out his Westfield that seems to be in a permenent state of bent
Jimbob, well he's in another room anyway. Obviously.
DLK, he's just looking to take a bloke to an 80's disco, before taking them home for the night.
You forgot to mention the Shouty bloke who tries to steal your dinner and groom you :-X ::) ;D

The TuBy perv. who likes his nipples tickled by other blokes you mean :o

who else does he let at them!  I'm jealous!

He's a Tart, he'll let anyone do it ???

And not just men either, I've had a tweak at TBs nips too! ;)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Auto Addict on 29 November 2011, 15:08:50
I think the Admin Team should be spread even across the tables...


that pikey pensioner farts, and tries to blame everyone else
the scary, hairy one wears his full highland dress, hoping all the men will see if its true
Hornby steals your roast tatties when you are not looking, theiving git
That Wood bloke will want those near him to help him straighten out his Westfield that seems to be in a permenent state of bent
Jimbob, well he's in another room anyway. Obviously.
DLK, he's just looking to take a bloke to an 80's disco, before taking them home for the night.
You forgot to mention the Shouty bloke who tries to steal your dinner and groom you :-X ::) ;D

The TuBy perv. who likes his nipples tickled by other blokes you mean :o

who else does he let at them!  I'm jealous!

He's a Tart, he'll let anyone do it ???

And not just men either, I've had a tweak at TBs nips too! ;)

Another perv. :D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Debs. on 29 November 2011, 16:07:10
And not just men either, I've had a tweak at TBs nips too! ;)

 ::) ".......like bullets?" ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: General Melchett on 29 November 2011, 16:30:33
I haven't had an invite but I'll just gate crash a-la-Kevin-Wood-Caterham-Stylee  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: General Melchett on 29 November 2011, 16:31:05
And not just men either, I've had a tweak at TBs nips too! ;)

 ::) ".......like bullets?" ;D

..or chapel pegs ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: CaptainZok on 29 November 2011, 16:35:48
And not just men either, I've had a tweak at TBs nips too! ;)

 ::) ".......like bullets?" ;D

..or chapel pegs ;D
Scammell wheelnuts.
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Vamps on 29 November 2011, 23:01:30
I hope it's not a 'gentleman's' evening....there's none of them on here! :P ;D

Scuse me..... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: omegod on 30 November 2011, 08:15:26
Are we having the 4 or 5 course menu this year? I think 5 was pushing it really but the 4 bird roast was definately a thing to remember! ;)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Auto Addict on 30 November 2011, 08:44:09
Are we having the 4 or 5 course menu this year? I think 5 was pushing it really but the 4 bird roast was definately a thing to remember! ;)

Can only run to a 4, if everyone still want's the open bar.
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: TheBoy on 30 November 2011, 09:48:51
Are we having the 4 or 5 course menu this year? I think 5 was pushing it really but the 4 bird roast was definately a thing to remember! ;)
If the Pikey Pensioner has 5 courses of brussels and stuffing, his farting will put Jimbob to shame.
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: bob.dent on 30 November 2011, 10:55:47
Are we having the 4 or 5 course menu this year? I think 5 was pushing it really but the 4 bird roast was definately a thing to remember! ;)

Can only run to a 4, if everyone still want's the open bar.

There were courses last year? :o I only remember the open bar!! ::) ;D

Invitation arrived this morning so better get my tux sorted out. :y
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Auto Addict on 30 November 2011, 11:58:05
Are we having the 4 or 5 course menu this year? I think 5 was pushing it really but the 4 bird roast was definately a thing to remember! ;)
If the Pikey Pensioner has 5 courses of brussels and stuffing, his farting will put Jimbob to shame.

Don't eat stuffing, so there, TUBS! :P
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: CaptainZok on 30 November 2011, 13:11:08
Are we having the 4 or 5 course menu this year? I think 5 was pushing it really but the 4 bird roast was definately a thing to remember! ;)

Can only run to a 4, if everyone still want's the open bar.
I thought the Useless Student was putting that on his Uncle Rupert's tab.
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 05 December 2011, 15:55:17

There were courses last year? :o I only remember the open bar!! ::) ;D


If you remember it, you weren't trying hard enough...

........Advocaat, anyone? ::)

You mean you can still buy the stuff?  ??? ??? :o ???

Aldi stock it. MrsGK was perplexed by my enthusiasm. I may be missing the 70s...
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Amigo on 05 December 2011, 18:58:49
I see this every year & wonder what the criteria is as to who get's invited. Don't worry admins, i'm not on another Amigo rant & i promise my shoulder is chip free. I'm happier in a field than a hot eaterie followed by a hotel room where i can't do that horrible smoking thing so i'm not asking to attend. Is it the same gig that 3 or 4 years ago when Broocie still ran the Beastie he offered for me to doss down on a hotel room floor?

   Either way i'm honestly not fishing but curious...read nosey & wonder if newer members are feeling a little confused or left out? Guy. :y
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: PhilRich on 05 December 2011, 22:01:57
I see this every year & wonder what the criteria is as to who get's invited. Don't worry admins, i'm not on another Amigo rant & i promise my shoulder is chip free. I'm happier in a field than a hot eaterie followed by a hotel room where i can't do that horrible smoking thing so i'm not asking to attend. Is it the same gig that 3 or 4 years ago when Broocie still ran the Beastie he offered for me to doss down on a hotel room floor?

   Either way i'm honestly not fishing but curious...read nosey & wonder if newer members are feeling a little confused or left out? Guy. :y






Not a bit of it Guy! I'm a relative Newbie & i've attended the last two Crimbo bashes :y
Mind you....nobody knew me from Adam, so not much in the way of chitchat, but on both occassions i'm proud to say I was given the rare Honour of doing the washing up after everyone had retired to the Smoking Room after the meal and joy of joys, next morning last year, I was even made  the Honorary Oof Pisspot emptying Intern Trainee! :D At least that's what H21 said it meant when TB said to me, 'Oy You, I told you earlier, HOP IT!'  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Amigo on 06 December 2011, 22:38:09
I got mixed up with another venue this not being my scene after an unfortunate episode at the first one just after the first Lakesmeet.

  Suffice to say i'm officially banned from indoor OOF events, hence no invite...again! ::)
Title: Re: Christmas dinner
Post by: Gaffers on 09 December 2011, 06:48:56
Are we having the 4 or 5 course menu this year? I think 5 was pushing it really but the 4 bird roast was definately a thing to remember! ;)

Can only run to a 4, if everyone still want's the open bar.

There were courses last year? :o I only remember the open bar!! ::) ;D

Invitation arrived this morning so better get my tux sorted out. :y

My mess dress is ready for this one :y