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Chat Area => Meetings, gatherings, parties etc => Topic started by: Elite Pete on 08 April 2014, 20:45:00

Title: swinging meet
Post by: Elite Pete on 08 April 2014, 20:45:00
Seems popular, anyone up for it  ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 08 April 2014, 20:52:22
When and where??,as I'm out dogging most nights :P ::)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: The Red Baron on 08 April 2014, 21:00:41
When and where??,as I'm out dogging most nights :P ::)
wondered where the wife went at weekends.  ::)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: plym ian on 08 April 2014, 21:08:25
im in :y

 kettering sounds good ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: omega3000 on 09 April 2014, 10:49:19
 :o :o
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: Kevin Wood on 09 April 2014, 12:46:57
I've got a bowl for the car keys, if you like?

Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: serek on 09 April 2014, 22:37:46
im in :y

 kettering sounds good ;D ;D ;D ;D
just down road from kettering,  ::) ::)
http://www.huntspost.co.uk/news/latest-news/sex_in_the_suburbs_swingers_hotel_opens_in_cambs_1_777909
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: tunnie on 10 April 2014, 15:27:21
I've got a bowl for the car keys, if you like?

Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: dbug on 11 April 2014, 00:10:39
Wife swapping in the '70s - great - got a wheelbarrow for mine ;)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: chrisgixer on 11 April 2014, 00:13:42
Wife swapping in the '70s - great - got a wheelbarrow for mine ;)

For what, that big bell end of yours? ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: dbug on 11 April 2014, 00:45:15
Wife swapping in the '70s - great - got a wheelbarrow for mine ;)

For what, that big bell end of yours? ;D
Its that knowall stalking idiot again ::)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: biggriffin on 11 April 2014, 11:09:43
Mmm swinging in Kettering...that's a day out at wicksteed park then. ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: biggriffin on 11 April 2014, 11:21:24
You wait till that part time Yorkshire scouser,finds this thread,it will desend into a sexual banter,between his hareem of followers. :)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: Gaffers on 11 April 2014, 13:07:54
Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)

Talking from experience there I take it? ::) ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: Kevin Wood on 11 April 2014, 13:36:26
Best make sure your immobiliser chip is secure. Could be issues come home time if a load have collected in the bottom. ::)

Talking from experience there I take it? ::) ;D

Experience of Kettering? Certainly not! :o
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 April 2014, 15:20:14
Hmmm Kettering... That's near Brackley is it not ::)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: TheBoy on 11 April 2014, 16:41:16
Hmmm Kettering... That's near Brackley is it not ::)
Far enough...   ...further than Reading is to Reading
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: 05omegav6 on 11 April 2014, 16:44:15
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: omega3000 on 11 April 2014, 17:59:00
Hmmm Kettering... That's near Brackley is it not ::)

 :y
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: symes on 12 April 2014, 10:39:25
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: millwall on 26 April 2014, 22:54:50
apparently she drives a omega and is keen to go to this meet
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/fatblonde1copy_zps9fa700ef.jpg) (http://s43.photobucket.com/user/adam5172/media/fatblonde1copy_zps9fa700ef.jpg.html)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: omega3000 on 27 April 2014, 09:04:07
apparently she drives a omega and is keen to go to this meet
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/fatblonde1copy_zps9fa700ef.jpg) (http://s43.photobucket.com/user/adam5172/media/fatblonde1copy_zps9fa700ef.jpg.html)

 :o :(
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 27 April 2014, 11:06:29
I refer to the right honourable member Millwall,who in a previous statement outlined in his manifesto....''that no muff is too tuff''! and would therefore say to him...that this one is all yours and so require that you slap her bum and ride the ripples...yee hah!! :y
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: the alarming man on 27 April 2014, 13:40:02
Nitro you have hit the nail on the head....so millwall?? ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 27 April 2014, 14:12:27
Apparently the member for S.East London was unavailable for comment at this time after sustaining a serious groin injury whilst carrying out his ministerial duties on behalf of the NMTT party ::) :-X.
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: biggriffin on 27 April 2014, 16:51:50
apparently she drives a omega and is keen to go to this meet
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/fatblonde1copy_zps9fa700ef.jpg) (http://s43.photobucket.com/user/adam5172/media/fatblonde1copy_zps9fa700ef.jpg.html)

she has been trying to get the member for Reading to look at her rear suspension,but thought it might be the tyres. But didn't want to start a tyre tread. ;D  :D
she thinks the spare is a bit lose in back....
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: millwall on 27 April 2014, 19:31:17
in my drfence i turned her down after she confessed to a threesome with the alarming man and  nitro  as she complained the self levelling suspension didnt seem to work when all 3 were in the back of the estate ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 27 April 2014, 20:05:00
Christ...it would have needed all three of us anyway.....two of us to hold the rope while you were discussing your parties policies with one of your constituents :P :-X
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: the alarming man on 27 April 2014, 20:30:10
Christ...it would have needed all three of us anyway.....two of us to hold the rope while you were discussing your parties policies with one of your constituents :P :-X

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: biggriffin on 28 April 2014, 11:24:35
Will the new member be attending Tarbets meet,as a suspension test could be conducted. ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: millwall on 28 April 2014, 11:38:36
Will the new member be attending Tarbets meet,as a suspension test could be conducted. ;D

yes and shes bringing a friend ;D
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures1_zpse2441aef.jpg) (http://s43.photobucket.com/user/adam5172/media/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures1_zpse2441aef.jpg.html)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 28 April 2014, 14:57:40
Is that her friend wrapped around her waist.?Christ, Mark can you bring a couple of miners lamps and a canary on Monday as I would think that the NMTT search and rescue equipment will be needed for deffo on this one :o :P
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: The Red Baron on 28 April 2014, 16:07:44
deffo need mines rescue for that.  :o
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: Kevin Wood on 28 April 2014, 19:16:59
I don't feel very well. :(
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 28 April 2014, 19:38:53
Do not fret, and fear not,because the right honourable member for S,East London will be in attendance on the day to demonstrate his deep :o commitment to his parties manifesto :P :-X  Vote for the NMTT party  :P
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: omega3000 on 29 April 2014, 15:58:47
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/milleblack/pigs_zps73cef6e9.jpg)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 29 April 2014, 19:15:30
Bloody hell,don't let Milly see that,he'll be wanting to make it squeal....oink oink!!
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: millwall on 30 April 2014, 10:35:39
Bloody hell,don't let Milly see that,he'll be wanting to make it squeal....oink oink!!

ive had worse ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: ted_one on 30 April 2014, 15:38:30
I've mainly had dogs...but a change is as good as a rest  :-\  ::)
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: chrisgixer on 30 April 2014, 17:21:13
Wrong 'uns, all o' ya.
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: millwall on 30 April 2014, 17:48:34
Wrong 'uns, all o' ya.

bet youve had worse ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: Terbs on 30 April 2014, 17:49:24
I think I shall wear my cast iron pants to the Wycombe meet !!!! Bit worried about some of you ;D ;D
Title: Re: swinging meet
Post by: biggriffin on 05 May 2014, 06:38:03
Will there be a video of this meet on the funniest only section  :D