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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #435 on: 10 June 2020, 21:01:54 »
You're all very manly  :-*
I know fellas who cook the dinner and iron who'd knock shite out of you just for fun  :)
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #436 on: 12 June 2020, 17:08:54 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 10 June 2020, 20:46:04
I thought that was the bath?  ;D

Oh, wait that's cups of tea and biccies, as opposed to dinner ::)
Hmmm, I've never had pie and chips in the bath. Maybe its something I should explore...
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #437 on: 12 June 2020, 17:09:44 »
Quote from: STEMO on 10 June 2020, 21:01:54
who'd knock shite out of you just for fun  :)
Because they are offended when I call them poofs or ladyboys?
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #438 on: 12 June 2020, 17:16:01 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 June 2020, 17:09:44
Quote from: STEMO on 10 June 2020, 21:01:54
who'd knock shite out of you just for fun  :)
Because they are offended when I call them poofs or ladyboys?
Never thought of that. Maybe they'd shag you after they'd knocked you out  ;D
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #439 on: 12 June 2020, 17:17:07 »
Quote from: STEMO on 12 June 2020, 17:16:01
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 June 2020, 17:09:44
Quote from: STEMO on 10 June 2020, 21:01:54
who'd knock shite out of you just for fun  :)
Because they are offended when I call them poofs or ladyboys?
Never thought of that. Maybe they'd shag you after they'd knocked you out  ;D
For free? Or do I have to pay?
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #440 on: 12 June 2020, 17:21:19 »
I suppose that depends how vigorous you require your 'massage' to be...  ::)

For free, then you can expect a short sharp headkicking, but for a more sophisticated approach such as housekeeping lessons or perhaps a cooking class, then yes, money will be required  :D
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #441 on: 12 June 2020, 17:21:49 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 June 2020, 17:17:07
Quote from: STEMO on 12 June 2020, 17:16:01
Quote from: TheBoy on 12 June 2020, 17:09:44
Quote from: STEMO on 10 June 2020, 21:01:54
who'd knock shite out of you just for fun  :)
Because they are offended when I call them poofs or ladyboys?
Never thought of that. Maybe they'd shag you after they'd knocked you out  ;D
For free? Or do I have to pay?
They'd take your wallet too, so no need to pay  ;D
Probably make their getaway in your jag  ;D
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #442 on: 13 June 2020, 01:57:06 »
Jesus, leave the boy alone ;D
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Re: Anyone know about Astras?
« Reply #443 on: 15 June 2020, 16:50:59 »
James.....what's happening with the astra?
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