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« on: 07 May 2007, 14:09:32 »
She who must be obeyed. Oh yes, her. Now then you guys. Lets have a bit of honesty here. Which category do you fit in to?

If more than one, pick the whimpest one!
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« Reply #1 on: 07 May 2007, 14:32:30 »
I like to think i am not a Yes man. Therefore if the wife says No I say No !!! ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 07 May 2007, 15:03:39 »
how about none of the above?  ;)  :D

I don't have to obey anyone while here at uni  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 07 May 2007, 15:20:54 »
strategically placed retail therapy - a ploy by me - ensures i call the shots. She has the horses i have cars and neither meddle.

As for housey stuff and finances - shes is a dumb blonde i have an economics degree. So i kind of need to rule..... ;D
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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #4 on: 07 May 2007, 15:21:39 »
........must remember not to show her this or she will KILL me  :-X
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« Reply #5 on: 07 May 2007, 16:17:02 »
My wife is the boss in our house if im totally honest :-[
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« Reply #6 on: 07 May 2007, 17:18:09 »
You missed out 'We have a brilliant partnership and exist in perfect harmony' ::)
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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #7 on: 07 May 2007, 17:44:08 »
I wear the trousers!


(That's what she told me to say anyway.)
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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #8 on: 07 May 2007, 19:23:53 »
What about the category of :- "Yes Dear!!"  :-X  :y
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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #9 on: 07 May 2007, 19:24:39 »
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........must remember not to show her this or she will KILL me  :-X

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #10 on: 07 May 2007, 19:27:34 »
Heading for divorce so i will go for the f*** herself one ;)
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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #11 on: 07 May 2007, 20:08:57 »
No comment  :-X  :-[
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« Reply #12 on: 07 May 2007, 21:08:58 »
SWMBO told me to say that i am the boss just as long as i do what i'm told, her answer is final and i'm not to argue even if i know i am right, so there you have it guys...........hang on must go she is shouting me ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 07 May 2007, 21:36:04 »
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My wife is the boss in our house if im totally honest :-[

If she says get your kit off I obey ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 07 May 2007, 21:56:34 »
okay to prove i am the boss.... :-/

just come in from a hard days surfing the forum whilst at work...

Dinner already prepared for me - as her indoors was working in the kitchen i retired to the drawing room with mine....and of course a beer...


so dinner on knee, laptop perched next to me - DAM that beer is two feet away and i cant reach... I hollow on the other half who apears at the door of the lounge from the other side of the house looking thoughtful....

" get my beer for me will you doll....." i plead...

Obediently she does the necessary - albeit whilst calling me a "lazy barsteward"

 8-)

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« Reply #15 on: 07 May 2007, 21:58:22 »
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okay to prove i am the boss.... :-/

just come in from a hard days surfing the forum whilst at work...

Dinner already prepared for me - as her indoors was working in the kitchen i retired to the drawing room with mine....and of course a beer...


so dinner on knee, laptop perched next to me - DAM that beer is two feet away and i cant reach... I hollow on the other half who apears at the door of the lounge from the other side of the house looking thoughtful....

" get my beer for me will you doll....." i plead...

Obediently she does the necessary - albeit whilst calling me a "lazy barsteward"

 8-)

I had to fetch my own beer from the kitchen tonight, coz she forgot  >:(
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« Reply #16 on: 07 May 2007, 22:03:01 »
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okay to prove i am the boss.... :-/

just come in from a hard days surfing the forum whilst at work...

Dinner already prepared for me - as her indoors was working in the kitchen i retired to the drawing room with mine....and of course a beer...


so dinner on knee, laptop perched next to me - DAM that beer is two feet away and i cant reach... I hollow on the other half who apears at the door of the lounge from the other side of the house looking thoughtful....

" get my beer for me will you doll....." i plead...

Obediently she does the necessary - albeit whilst calling me a "lazy barsteward"

 8-)

I had to fetch my own beer from the kitchen tonight, coz she forgot  >:(

you wanna get that sorted out  ;D

Seriously if she saw this i would get off easier having an affair with her best mate  :-/
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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #17 on: 07 May 2007, 22:56:24 »
We have a balanced relationship, no one wears the trousers, most of our decisions are made equally and we have a tendance to agree on a lot of things.

Maybe i have it easy then  :D
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« Reply #18 on: 07 May 2007, 23:05:00 »
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We have a balanced relationship, no one wears the trousers, most of our decisions are made equally and we have a tendance to agree on a lot of things.

Maybe i have it easy then  :D

Easy? no. You have died and went to heaven. ;D
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Re: SWMBO
« Reply #19 on: 08 May 2007, 10:11:57 »
I'm the boss in our house, nobody tells me how to wash up.
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« Reply #20 on: 08 May 2007, 14:21:01 »
I most definately wear the trousers in my house 8-)

Well i like to think i do  :-?

Well actually thinking about it maybe i don't :-/

Oh bugger i really don't do i :(

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« Reply #21 on: 08 May 2007, 14:30:40 »
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Seriously if she saw this i would get off easier having an affair with her best mate  :-/

Well....in for a penny, in for a pound....what are you waiting for!
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« Reply #22 on: 08 May 2007, 15:30:29 »
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Seriously if she saw this i would get off easier having an affair with her best mate  :-/

Well....in for a penny, in for a pound....what are you waiting for!



ahhhhh but that would be a man not a woman....easy now  :o
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