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[Doctor Gollum]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

There is a lot of that around. Mum has similar.

[omegod]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I believe women also carry out the procedure......any better?

Had a few, I can't seem to walk past my GP surgery these days without getting fingered. Big Ghanian GP who had fingers like cumberland sausages  and the last was a Polish woman GP who seemed to have lost her wedding ring such was the wiggling and twisting  :'(

[ronnyd]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

I believe women also carry out the procedure......any better?

No , embarrassed as fook.

[scimmy_man]

A bit embarrassing if you got a stiffy during the examination. 

The doctor said that to me, I replied "I still prefer it if you didnt have one"

[Marks DTM Calib]

Had a few, I can't seem to walk past my GP surgery these days without getting fingered. Big Ghanian GP who had fingers like cumberland sausages  and the last was a Polish woman GP who seemed to have lost her wedding ring such was the wiggling and twisting  :'(

Clearly women have as much trouble finding 'the spot' on men as men do on women 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Micky has all the wisdom on this subject. 

From 6.00 minutes in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZGQhHuN7Lo

[redelitev6]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

Hemo or ferritin?

Ferritin

[Mister Rog]

I thought the lubed finger was given to all men over 50 as standard NHS procedure.

Can’t say I’ve ever had a man’s finger up mine…

Something to look forward to  . It will happen at some stage 

[STEMO]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doc said all was good , just waiting for blood and pee test results , turns out I have a low Iron count and they don't know why

Hemo or ferritin?

Ferritin

This is essentially your reserve store of iron.

Men don't usually need to draw upon this. Women do for obvious reasons.

However, if you donate blood it's not that unusual for men to have low ferritin levels.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Nah....turds are like expanding foam used to seal double glazing units.

They only 'expand' once released from their cage.

[TheBoy]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Mine is an exhaust, not an intake....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Mine is an exhaust, not an intake....

Yep. All men should have an 'exit only' arsehole.

 

[Mister Rog]

Don't know what all the fuss is about. You've had shits that are much fatter than the average finger, it's maybe just that they don't wiggle around 

Mine is an exhaust, not an intake....

Yep. All men should have an 'exit only' arsehole.

Doctor doctor, my arse hurts

Oh, where exactly?

Just around the entrance

Oh dear, that's what happens when you think of it as an "entrance" rather than exit

(Yes I know there's a dedicated "Joke" section, but . . . )