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[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Whats made him spit his dummy this time ? 
As he has left so wont read this -  I hope its not permanent as I like the old boy. He,s the life and soul of this place.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Whats made him spit his dummy this time ? 
As he has left so wont read this -  I hope its not permanent as I like the old boy. He,s the life and soul of this place.

He's a scouser so you obviously need to keep your hand on your wallet if the old boy is around.

It's not me who has upset the old boy.

I'm the nicest person in the whole wide world. Nicer even than Michael Palin.

[biggriffin]

Have you been bullying that working class Scouser, me Lud, by telling him have more money than yo,

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Have you been bullying that working class Scouser, me Lud, by telling him have more money than yo,

I try to avoid him as he is common and unrefined.

Other than his whippet and racing pigeons I  imagine he has few friends.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I expect he realised that he couldn't cope with your superior intellect M'Lud. 

[Doctor Gollum]

I suspect that, having quadrupled his normal post count, that he's taking a month or so off to have a proper hollibobs with the family. 

Hopefully he'll be back in due course...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I suspect that, having quadrupled his normal post count, that he's taking a month or so off to have a proper hollibobs with the family. 

Hopefully he'll be back in due course...

I'm more concerned he is all alone.

Perhaps a good samaritan who lives close to Barnsleywakefield could pop round to see if the old boy is still alive.

They should also check he has had a warm meal and has been changing his underpants.

[Doctor Gollum]

You're nearer... Off you go

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You're nearer... Off you go

I'm busy......washing my hair.

Sir Tigger will do it.

[Sir Tigger KC]

You're nearer... Off you go

I'm busy......washing my hair.

Sir Tigger will do it.

I dunno....                          It's grim opp norf! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You're nearer... Off you go

I'm busy......washing my hair.

Sir Tigger will do it.

I dunno....                          It's grim opp norf! 

If his decomposing corpse is found 2 weeks from now then on your head be it......shame on you.

[ronnyd]

If all this doesn't drag him out........nothing will. 

[dave the builder]

If all this doesn't drag him out........nothing will. 

do the inmates have internet access in jail 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If all this doesn't drag him out........nothing will. 

do the inmates have internet access in jail 
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Yes......

I suppose the old lag could be doing a stretch. He wouldn't be hard to catch at his age.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Perhaps he is shacked up with a nubile 19 year old.

.......or 90 year old.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Once youve been behind bars for a while, either will do. Standards are a thing of the past. 

[biggriffin]

He will no doubt reappear, when he is released back into polite society, I Wonder why he has been recalled to the big house in Wakeyfield, has he been fiddling the file again.