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Title: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: STEMO on 07 March 2018, 15:27:14
........on her knee. It's at the "Chronic wound and leg ulcer clinic (Tissue viability) Diagnostic SWYPFT-Barnsley BDU". When she sees that she'll pap herself.  :o
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: Viral_Jim on 07 March 2018, 17:34:00
At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: STEMO on 07 March 2018, 17:58:06
At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: Viral_Jim on 07 March 2018, 18:12:12
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

You're all heart!  ::)
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: redelitev6 on 07 March 2018, 18:27:02
At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)
:y Every cloud has a silver lining !
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: Nick W on 07 March 2018, 18:40:02
At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)




If only she had a nice shiny new car you could collect it in. Oh, wait ;D
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 March 2018, 18:41:45
At least the appointment landed quickly  :y

I hope she does not have long to wait?
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

Yes....so long as that is April 2018 and not April 2021 I think that is reasonable.

I've given up on my NHS dentist and pay for private treatment now.........which is no better, just quicker.

They'll sort her out. :y
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: STEMO on 07 March 2018, 18:42:43
Apparently, her astra has something that even Mercedes do not have. A voice recognition system that actually rings the person you want to speak to.
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: TheBoy on 07 March 2018, 18:58:39
Apparently, her astra has something that even Mercedes do not have. A voice recognition system that actually rings the person you want to speak to.
Bro's S class is particularly bad at that.  So he takes the sensible option, and doesn't even attempt it any more.

Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: BazaJT on 07 March 2018, 19:12:24
Nowt like scaring the patient to death before they even get there!Sincerely hope all turns out well for her :y
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: STEMO on 07 March 2018, 20:20:20
Nowt like scaring the patient to death before they even get there!Sincerely hope all turns out well for her :y
Thanks, Baza, and everyone else who wished her well.  :-*
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: omegod on 07 March 2018, 22:54:00
Take my advice, if it's a leg ulcer clinic take a wee pot of vicks with you to dab under your nose, ulcer clinics generally can be a bit erm...floral  :o

Not saying your wife stinks obviously  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 07 March 2018, 23:12:03
It will stink worse when he gets there.  ;D
Hope all goes well for the poor long suffering wife. She has enough to put up with in life, without suffering health issues too.  :y
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: aaronjb on 08 March 2018, 09:13:51
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

My OH had a vit-D deficiency, likely prescribed the same things - apparently very common these days as none of us go outside anymore. She also prescribed that I take Louise out for a steak more often and on a nice holiday to somewhere sunny, so.. you know what you need to do, STEMO.

Also, best wishes to your long suffering wife. I reckon the lump in her knee is probably bile from all the times she's had to swallow it down while dealing with you ;) :P
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: STEMO on 08 March 2018, 10:50:34
Back end of April, Jimmy, not too bad. When the results of her blood test came back she had an 'abnormal' vitamin D deficiency, so she's on high strength ampules of a jelly-like splodge.
On the plus side, I have her well insured and her death-in-service payout is a nice few bob too.  :)

My OH had a vit-D deficiency, likely prescribed the same things - apparently very common these days as none of us go outside anymore. She also prescribed that I take Louise out for a steak more often and on a nice holiday to somewhere sunny, so.. you know what you need to do, STEMO.

Also, best wishes to your long suffering wife. I reckon the lump in her knee is probably bile from all the times she's had to swallow it down while dealing with you ;) :P
:o :o :o   ;D
Title: Re: Just got the appointment for wife's scan.......
Post by: aaronjb on 08 March 2018, 11:45:10
I know where your mind just went, you dirty old man ;D ;D