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..Gordon Bennett...same thing happened again today - this time on the M40 and A404 past Maidenhead...

This time a bloke in a Golf - o/s rear tyre nearly on the rim. Couldn't even get close - and the really annoying thing today was that every day last week and yesterday I've spent hours queuing in bloomin traffic on both these roads. Even the sodd**g traffic lights at High Wycombe were green all the way round for a change and no hold ups all the way to the M4 J8/9 - typical.
AND I was in the bl**dy Omega... ahhhh.

Is it me ??

By the way - have you ever tried the Golf Brake light game ?
If you're ever behind a Golf for any reason - assuming it's moving and you haven't been following it for long - try and guess if it will only have 1 brake light working when the driver next applies the brakes - I reckon the odds are better than 50/50 that it will have one gone (anything older than an 06 plate anyway). I think the bulbs take it in turns to blow - friend of mine is always chasing them on theirs...

Cheers
Ian.

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It wouldn't help in this case but Bruce Willis would have found a way.

yippee kayay  ;D ;D

Hmm - climbing out onto the bonnet of my car whilst asking my son to take the wheel and jumping onto the roof of the Corsa did cross my mind - but as my car is a manual - my son hasn't quite mastered driving without the aid of an XBox so yet .....
Maybe if I'd been in the Omega - I'd have stood a better chance.. ::)

Cheers
Ian

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This caused a bit of a dilema for me yesterday. But how do you try and attract the attention of the driver of the car in front of you and get them to stop for safety reasons - without obviously scaring the pants off them and looking like a road rage nutter that just wants to get past them ?
Is there an internationally recognised code of gestures/ light flashes / horn beeps that (assuming the person is looking in their mirror) mean 'hey pull over - you're going to have or cause a serious accident if you keep driving that vehicle'.
Situation yesterday - I was out in my Volvo XC90 (which probably didn't help  :-?) travelling on a main A road - 50 / 60 mph limit with a couple of 30mph zones too following a Vauxhall Corsa at a safe distance. Approaching a long sweeping left hand bend (60mph) - the Corsa makes a wide sweep over the centre line  :-X and recovers back onto the right side of the road. I imediatley drop back a few more yards thinking 'oh oh' either asleep or on the phone.. but then notice the o/s rear tyre is almost flat.
SO assuming they are oblivious to the fact - I reckon - if I can attract their attention before they completely lose control in front of me - they'll pull over and I can point it out - I'll even help change the wheel for them  8-).
Now this road is the main A41 between Bicester and Aylesbury. There are plenty of Layby's, turnings and a couple of villages wher you can slow down enough to stop safely (this is broad daylight - plenty of people around). Usually if I can get the opportunity to stop alongside a car I'll toot and ask them to wind down their window - but this just isn't possible on this stretch of road (and I certainly wouldn't attempt it on the move  :o). So I try flashing my lights politely to attract their attention - no acknowledgement. I wait a few miles for the next layby approaching and try again this time including a left indicator - nothing. Ok I know coming up is a village where it drops to 30mph - great - chance to get close enough and also gesture through the windscreen to pull over - nothing. OK up the ante a bit before we lose the 30 limit back to 60mph. Flashing lights and toot the horn & gesture - nope  :-/. The tyre on this car is not flat on the rim - but you can see it's not handling corners very well.. too late and we're back on the 60 limit stretch.
As we approachg Aylesbury - I think great - I might be able to get alongside at a set of lights here - nope - a few subtle flashes and gestures - then I realise that the driver of the car is in fact female and I think 'oh' that'll be why then !!  :-[
I still can't seem to get her attention - and I'm trying to stay with her for as long as I can - coincidentally we're both going the same route round the Town Centre - or she's trying to lose me ... until she eventually turns off into a multi storey. I abandon the 'chase' and hope that she notices the flat tyre when she gets out of the car - unless it was actually an attempt to shake me off  :-/ :-/ -. I tried - what else could you do ??
The A41 is a mysteriously dangerous piece of road - a friend of mine has been killed on it - an out of conrol car coming towards you isn't pretty ...

SO - any thoughts ??

Cheers
Ian.
PS I quite regularly use the opportunity at lights or roundabouts to point out to other drivers that they have a brake light or tail light out. Even did it to a Police car in Bicester once  ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« on: 12 October 2010, 22:07:07 »
..I thought that was a pile of napkins in the middle of the first picture and we were aiming for an exotic salad with cheese... :-? :-?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Oxfordshire - Speed Cameras
« on: 29 July 2010, 22:01:05 »
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Nope. We're in for something far worse as a replacement cash-extraction mechanism, I fear.

Kevin

....tax as you go toll motorways ?  :-[

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General Discussion Area / Re: Oxfordshire - Speed Cameras
« on: 28 July 2010, 20:24:58 »
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Swindon removed theirs some time ago. Result? No change in accident rates.

The money for cameras (£600k in Oxford's case), would be better spent on a couple of Plod in a jam sandwich....

Thought you would get more than 2 plod in a jam sandwich for that kind of money Jaime  :o
Taking into account public spending cuts :P

..they could use the change to fill in some of the bl**ding pot holes still eating away at a lot of the A roads around this neck of the woods  >:(. Lane 1 ( I know this might be unchartered territory for some  ::)) of the M40 between J9 & J8/8a is appalling..

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fathers Day Gifts
« on: 20 June 2010, 22:08:37 »
 ::) err the kids bought me a 40" Samsung LED/LCD TV ... ::) ::) (I put a little bit towards it :o
Box of chocs and a card...

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General Discussion Area / Re: Only in America
« on: 15 June 2010, 21:12:51 »
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What they are actually saying is that the best they can do against us in the last 255 years is a draw!!!

Mind you -- it must be the only conflict involving Americans where they haven't inflicted severe injuries upon their own side ::)



 ;D ;D ;D splendid HC 8-) :y :y
..always best to have them in front of you where you can see them - rather than behind you.. :-X

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General Discussion Area / Re: This Annoys Me
« on: 22 May 2010, 00:02:56 »
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I see lots of England Flags all of a sudden. Could the World Cup be just around the corner ::)

On St Georges Day, how many did i see :( :( :(

Patriotic, my arse >:( >:( >:( >:(

I think i may remove my avatar, i don't want anyone thinking i like football ::)
Here here - do you know what annoys me even more.... :question

British people that don't know which is the right way up for the Union Flag  >:( ....they should teach this in school along with the national anthem (I don't know all the words either by the way  :-/).
Even worse -  >:( >:( >:(  people that don't think it matters......

My birthday is St Georges day - and my son is a footy fanatic and He too has the red and white flying from his bedroom window... :y :y :y hooraah..

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General Discussion Area / Re: The Wedding Photo....oops!
« on: 08 May 2010, 21:49:21 »
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crap photographer he didn't get the doves in the picture ;D
...got a nice pair of Tits though.... sorry couldn't resist that one.. ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: The Gender Guide to Showering
« on: 09 May 2010, 22:25:43 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
I had to retrieve 7 towels from my daughters bedroom last week (this was before I got into the shower)
..I assume you didn't "shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound." .... :-?

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General Discussion Area / Re: have a watch of this guys!!
« on: 09 May 2010, 14:55:58 »
brilliant.. ;D ;D :D :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who Remembers This.....
« on: 28 February 2010, 15:18:04 »
..is there anyone on here that spent half a day at a VXR event at Donnington a couple of years ago with Russ's son giving lessons on how to do this in an Astra (between inflatable cars) ?  What a fantastic day that was - the passenger laps in the VXR Corsa and Vectra were amazing  :o
He was also at the last Excel motorshow event in the Honda arena - stunning .

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General Discussion Area / Mud Flaps / Spats
« on: 17 February 2010, 22:20:08 »
Hi all,
Has anyone come across a supplier that sells wheel arch spats suitable for the Omega. I don't mean the full pimpmobile wheel arch extensions  8-)- but discreet semi mudflap type things to stop the shot blasting of the sills without dominating the appearance.
I didn't want anything as heavy looking as the fitted GM items that are moulded around the wheel arch lip and sill ?

Cheers
Ian.

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