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General Discussion Area / Re: caught speeding

« on: 01 February 2023, 21:08:32 »

Shame you don't have to go to the classroom anymore as I quite enjoyed my Speed Awareness Course.

There was an amusing know it all dickhead who kept chuntering away about the injustice of it all, some interesting characters to chat to over coffee, and an attractive blonde with nice tits to distract me. 

Although I could have done without it of course, it was a nice day out! 

The guy on my course kept saying how he could speed because his van had "Turbo Brakes" 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 27 January 2023, 19:20:55 »

Sylvia Syms , looked very good in "Ice cold in Alex" 89 years

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General Discussion Area / Re: The BBC

« on: 25 January 2023, 21:17:10 »

Germany....a once proud country.

Now the frightened child of Europe.

Their guilt over the war is crippling them 

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General Discussion Area / Re: What A Way To Go....

« on: 01 January 2023, 18:32:15 »

The pressure on ground staff to get a plane turned around is intense , 40 minutes is the time allowed at Newcastle airport , Passengers off , Luggage off , re-fuelling, Catering carts off , disabled passengers waiting for the weird ambulance lift to get them off , cleaners to do their bit , and then do the whole thing in reverse ,and all the time the radio going " when are you going to be done ? " service providers are fined if found to be the cause of a delay , no wonder corners are cut 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy new year, all

« on: 01 January 2023, 18:18:45 »

Here's hoping for a good new year , It can't be any worse than last year , can it ?

HNY everyone.

I'm bloody glad to see the back of 2022, thats for sure.

I’m undecided on whether it was a really bad year or not. My Dad died in February and a couple of months later I very nearly joined him through my own illness, so that should make it a very bad year for me. But, after three solid months in hospital, two heart operations, four blood transfusions and antibiotics piped straight in to a tube in my neck, I’m still alive.
So, does that make it a shite year for nearly croaking it, or a good year because they saved me.    I’m frightened to decide just in case 2023 is worse. 

I wish you'd stop going on about a small heart problem. I had man flu a few weeks back, and you'll know about it if you get that.   

Man Flu , pah ! I actually had a nasty paper cut on my thumb , it really did sting 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy new year, all

« on: 01 January 2023, 14:13:54 »

Here's hoping for a good new year , It can't be any worse than last year , can it ?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 30 December 2022, 16:51:02 »

.... and Viv Westwood

Who will be my Fashion guru now ?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jeremy Clarkson bullshit.

« on: 20 December 2022, 17:19:29 »

Publicity stunt , nothing more , nothing less , both he and the Sun knew exactly what they were doing , and it's worked a treat 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 10 December 2022, 15:29:02 »

Ruth Madoc 79 , died after a fall.

Hi de hi , no longer 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Brilliant Matt again

« on: 07 December 2022, 17:03:47 »

Mind you if the French advance up the pitch in small rubber boats we'd help them to the goal! 

Then put them up in a nice hotel at our expense !

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 06 December 2022, 15:27:35 »

Kirstie Alley aged 71

Very smart lady in her day !

Hate to say this but she didn't age well. 

Very few of us have 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 06 December 2022, 12:26:52 »

Kirstie Alley aged 71

Very smart lady in her day !

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 04 December 2022, 17:31:11 »

Patrick Tambay 73, after a long illness. He was a former Ferrari (among others) F1 driver and race winner, in the early 80,s.

Met him at Croft race circuit many moons ago , seemed like a decent bloke .

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General Discussion Area / Re: Wee Krankie is proper pissed off.....

« on: 23 November 2022, 15:21:56 »

I suspect in spite of all the raging and foot stamping Wee Krankie is quietly relieved tbh.   

Yup , she can keep blaming the English for all Scotland's problems , suits her just fine 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Qatar

« on: 21 November 2022, 13:13:37 »

Surprise surprise , The money shredding was a publicity stunt , it was donated to charity , no doubt a woofters , HIV , LGBT, refugees type thing ?