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[Varche]

They have documentaries on everything nowadays !

Channel4 10 p.m. tonight.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

In the seventies and early eighties all the girls I became intimate with sported a 'full'  bush.

I say ban the bush rather than bring it back.

[deviator]

Is this about the fires in Australia? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Facial hair and hairy nipples are a big no no.

Armpit hair I can live with.

[STEMO]

Facial hair and hairy nipples are a big no no.

Armpit hair I can live with.

That counts me out 

[Raeturbo]

Moses liked a nice warm bush

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Moses liked a nice warm bush

...burning even.

Shaven haven is best.......but when STMO said most women have a fanny that looks like 'a decorators paste bucket' I'm not so sure.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........maybe that description is unique to 'scouse bairds'

[STEMO]

........maybe that description is unique to 'scouse bairds'

Nah. God created them all equal, fishy smelling paste buckets. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........maybe that description is unique to 'scouse bairds'

Nah. God created them all equal, fishy smelling paste buckets. 

I think we have all come across this from time to time......not nice.

[Bigron]

A bald beaver is essential unless you want pubes in your teeth! 

Ron.

[Doctor Gollum]

Get what you're given and be grateful...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Get what you're given and be grateful...

Slightly off topic.....but I once had a girlfriend with fantastic pierced nips. She had these amazing two stage 'rocket launcher' nipples that could choke a man to death if he became over enthusiastic with the sucking reflex.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Get what you're given and be grateful...

Unless it's an unexpected jam sandwich... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Get what you're given and be grateful...

Unless it's an unexpected jam sandwich... 

Fortunately I have finished my dinner.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Get what you're given and be grateful...

Unless it's an unexpected jam sandwich... 

Fortunately I have finished my dinner.

Good.  I wouldn't think about it too much though as it might make a reappearance! 

[ronnyd]

Bush is best. 

[Raeturbo]

Yeah Dubya

[deviator]

Moses liked a nice warm bush

...burning even.

Shaven haven is best.......but when STMO said most women have a fanny that looks like 'a decorators paste bucket' I'm not so sure.

I know this as a 'plasterers radio' 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

...or a vandalised train set, or a busted pomegranate...….

[STEMO]

I'm pretty sure all of this is sexist, I may have to report myself to the fanny police. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

...or a vandalised train seat, or a busted pomegranate...….

Train set just doesn't make sense. Lol.

[Raeturbo]

Moses liked a nice warm bush

...burning even.

Shaven haven is best.......but when STMO said most women have a fanny that looks like 'a decorators paste bucket' I'm not so sure.

I know this as a 'plasterers radio' 

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                 Goodness gracious, my radio doesn’t look like that

[STEMO]

Moses liked a nice warm bush

...burning even.

Shaven haven is best.......but when STMO said most women have a fanny that looks like 'a decorators paste bucket' I'm not so sure.

I know this as a 'plasterers radio' 

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                 Goodness gracious, my radio doesn’t look like that

You're not messy enough, then. When using your hairy trowel to finish off ceilings, make sure you splash pink water liberally around the work area. Your radio will soon look like a ladies thingy. 

[Raeturbo]

Ahh, 47 years doing it wrong I’ll get my blindfold-on and make a mess, maybe Dai the builder could help me out

[Raeturbo]

I always thought it was a butchers shop on fire🔥🔥

[STEMO]

Ahh, 47 years doing it wrong I’ll get my blindfold-on and make a mess, maybe Dai the builder could help me out

Dai the Welsh roofer....plenty of leeks. Sorry, leaks. 

[Raeturbo]

Very tasty

[dave the builder]

Ahh, 47 years doing it wrong I’ll get my blindfold-on and make a mess, maybe Dai the builder could help me out

I don't listen to the radio 
but when plastering i do make a mess with the brush and unibond 

[Raeturbo]

Ahh, well that’s why your radios not dirty then

[STEMO]

Ahh, 47 years doing it wrong I’ll get my blindfold-on and make a mess, maybe Dai the builder could help me out

I don't listen to the radio 
but when plastering i do make a mess with the brush and unibond 

Every workman, of any description, listens to the radio. They turn up, tools out, radio on at full volume so they have to shout over it. All day long. At lunch break they sit in the van, with the radio on so loud that the neighbours give you dirty looks for months after.
It's part of the City and Guilds training. Radio...loud.....all day.....with a talk show on that you can scream "Bollicks!" at in a very loud builders voice. It's so you'll go out and not watch them throw pink water all over your furniture. 

[dave the builder]

Ahh, 47 years doing it wrong I’ll get my blindfold-on and make a mess, maybe Dai the builder could help me out

I don't listen to the radio 
but when plastering i do make a mess with the brush and unibond 

Every workman, of any description, listens to the radio. They turn up, tools out, radio on at full volume so they have to shout over it. All day long. At lunch break they sit in the van, with the radio on so loud that the neighbours give you dirty looks for months after.
It's part of the City and Guilds training. Radio...loud.....all day.....with a talk show on that you can scream "Bollicks!" at in a very loud builders voice. It's so you'll go out and not watch them throw pink water all over your furniture. 

I didn't do C & G , I trained as an engineer B-Tec OND in general engineering etc
any music i listen to is MP3 format ,on a micro SD card ,not general music fodder for the masses (radio ) 

[Varche]

Dave, that is good to Hear.

Do you have a standard builders Crack or is it a special one ? 

[dave the builder]

Dave, that is good to Hear.

Do you have a standard builders Crack or is it a special one ?

I don't do drugs ,apart from Ibuprofen
and when I did , i didn't inhale 

[STEMO]

Dave, that is good to Hear.

Do you have a standard builders Crack or is it a special one ?

[Raeturbo]

Jesus, don’t bend over in front of these two Dave

[STEMO]

Young apprentice builders have sorted the butt crack business out, they wear underpants that go up to their armpits.

[dave the builder]

Young apprentice builders have sorted the butt crack business out, they wear underpants that go up to their armpits.

proper fitting lined work trousers  and thermal underwear (long Johns i believe they used to be called )
expensive initially compared to cheap, ill fitting jeans but they are comfortable and outlast many pairs of cheap jeans

comfortable workwear is a Great investment 

Jesus, don’t bend over in front of these two Dave

I'm not worried Rae , they are VERY OLD and I can run VERY FAST   

[Raeturbo]

 

[Rangie]

Get what you're given and be grateful...

Unless it's an unexpected jam sandwich... 

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End up looking like a Lion that's just eaten a Gazelle..😀

[Doctor Gollum]

Hello Barry...