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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #15 on: 20 October 2016, 16:06:04 »
Quote from: Bigron on 20 October 2016, 15:45:02
And YOU would kick her out of your bed, would you, Sir Tigger?  ::)

Ron.

She's out anyway. More than the suspension of his Marina Coupe can cope with. :D
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #16 on: 20 October 2016, 19:56:48 »
Episode 3, she is wearing a white, tight enough to see,,,, :P  :P oooooo kleenx time. :o
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #17 on: 20 October 2016, 20:01:23 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 20 October 2016, 19:56:48
Episode 3, she is wearing a white, tight enough to see,,,, :P  :P oooooo kleenx time. :o
Are the Japanese persons poking through her blouse?  ;D
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #18 on: 20 October 2016, 22:47:05 »
Quote from: Bigron on 20 October 2016, 15:45:02
And YOU would kick her out of your bed, would you, Sir Tigger?  ::)

Ron.

I'm more of a sex on the sofa kinda guy to be honest Ron.  ;D
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #19 on: 20 October 2016, 22:53:42 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 20 October 2016, 15:37:20
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 October 2016, 12:01:27
Quote from: STEMO on 19 October 2016, 18:32:38
Nigella is shakin it all about on BBC2 at 7 o'clock  ;D

Most of what Nigella has to shake is pretty floppy these days. ;)

Twenty years ago maybe. :)



Yes it shows the average age of you old codgers getting semi's over a woman in her fifties!   ;D
Semi's??  No half measures here, full on and full speed ahead :y :y :y
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #20 on: 21 October 2016, 13:37:20 »
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #21 on: 21 October 2016, 14:20:38 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 21 October 2016, 13:37:20
She seems to conduct a good interview to:

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/celebrity-news/nigella-lawson-poses-naked-205946


Blimey. All hot and bothered now   ::)

Pity about her liking hairy men, Thats counts me out  :(
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #22 on: 21 October 2016, 14:44:10 »
"Quote"   Nigella Lawson: 'If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian.'

If she has a close friend of the female variety, she has just gone to the top of my bucket list  :-* :-* :-*

Now where did I put that whipped cream  :D :D :D


Ps, i'm hairy  ;D ;D
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #23 on: 22 October 2016, 08:14:58 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 21 October 2016, 14:44:10
"Quote"   Nigella Lawson: 'If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian.'

If she has a close friend of the female variety, she has just gone to the top of my bucket list  :-* :-* :-*

Now where did I put that whipped cream  :D :D :D


Ps, i'm hairy  ;D ;D

So are we to assume that Charles Saatchi is hairy ? Well he is arab by birth I think, so possibly
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Re: Listen up, pervs
« Reply #24 on: 22 October 2016, 08:32:39 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 22 October 2016, 08:14:58
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 21 October 2016, 14:44:10
"Quote"   Nigella Lawson: 'If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian.'

If she has a close friend of the female variety, she has just gone to the top of my bucket list  :-* :-* :-*

Now where did I put that whipped cream  :D :D :D


Ps, i'm hairy  ;D ;D

So are we to assume that Charles  :D is hairy ? Well he is arab by birth I think, so possibly

No he had a big ???? Wallet
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