bloody thing - either gona take a match to it or... take a fookin nuke to it...
M62 west, near burtonwood... pish smoke n steam all over the show, think shit... so pull into services quick (luckily about 400 yards to go)
pulled in, steam n shit all flying from the bonnet, smelt quite funky (unlike regular steamy coolant) pop the bonnet...
right bank of the engine is soaked, all browny water sloshed all over the show... lower crossmember at front all soaked, the rear of the engine soaked, fook all coolant in the bottle, loads of steam, shit, mess... hisssssssss
what coolant i find is a manky brown color (was a lovely blue color 2 days ago when I changed it), check oil and its low... just below minimum...
call the rac - they go to birch services otherside of manchester wait another hour, finally they arrive...
diagnosis??
guy says coolant hose at the rear of the engine split, complete arse of a one to get to aswell, so get towed home...
back at home, check over, oil is still low, there is a bit of throth in the coolant... compression on all cylinders is fine tho soooo guessing has to be the oil cooler... so oil would of gone swoosh into the cooling system, blown the hose, gone pished all over...
oppsing thing
cant afford to get it fixed now till january as im proper skint till then, so choices are:
ebay it for pennies or porn
split it & sell bits
burn it
blow it up
sell it to some smackhead
wait and fix it...
fekin vauxhalls