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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

[TheBoy]

kills babies

You may have just convinced me to buy another diesel vehicle.  How quickly does it get rid of the snotty little shits?

[STEMO]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

Only on some diesels, not mine. Diesel is 5p dearer than petrol, at the moment. So...a 5% price difference for approx 25-30% increase in mpg.
Or.....in the case of your planet killer, a 60% increase in mpg.

[YZ250]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

[STEMO]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

Yes, and it kills more babies than diesel.

[Andy B]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

Maybe on some cars  .... not mine though 

[YZ250]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

Maybe on some cars  .... not mine though 

Yes, but yours weighs the same as a small house. 

[TheBoy]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

Yes, and it kills more babies than diesel.

Shit, so I need a petrol vehicle then?

I'm so confuddled....

[STEMO]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

Yes, and it kills more babies than diesel.

Shit, so I need a petrol vehicle then?

I'm so confuddled....

Your omega should do it.
Petrol for planet(hence, baby) killing, and diesel for particulates to choke them.

[TheBoy]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

Yes, and it kills more babies than diesel.

Shit, so I need a petrol vehicle then?

I'm so confuddled....

Your omega should do it.
Petrol for planet(hence, baby) killing, and diesel for particulates to choke them.

The Omega is LPG, and so kind to the environment, I get some road tax knocked off


DTM, can you unfix my Battlebus so it smokes like a bastid again. Apparently, that will help with the cull

[Andy B]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

Maybe on some cars  .... not mine though 

Yes, but yours weighs the same as a small house. 

And has similar aerodynamics 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Okay....perhaps I'm just jealous that I don't  a DPF.

Life is joyless without one.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

I have about 530 'torques' as fatty Clarkson would call them. Pretty dieselesque, I think.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I blame the government. Ten years ago they insisted derv would save the ozone layer, save the ice caps, and save the polar bears.

Derv was also supposed to bring about world peace.

[YZ250]

So let me see......derv is 10p a litre more expensive than petrol.......makes your car sound like a cement mixer......kills babies......and then on top of this you have to pay extra for this adblue piss.

It's worth it though, for the extra torque and power advantage over a petrol engine midrange, and double the mpg. 
Petrol is for low torque stuff, like garden equipment. 

I have about 530 'torques' as fatty Clarkson would call them. Pretty dieselesque, I think.

Well there you go, I have 630.