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The girlfriend
« on: 27 April 2008, 04:22:45 »

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going
to get married. He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over
2 other female friends in addition to my fiancee and you try and guess
which one I'm going to marry'.
The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, 'Okay,
Ma.guess which one I'm going to marry.'
She immediately replies, 'The red-head in the middle.'
'That's amazing, Ma. You're right, how did you know?'
'I don't like her.'


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Re: The girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: 27 April 2008, 18:30:37 »

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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going
to get married. He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over
2 other female friends in addition to my fiancee and you try and guess
which one I'm going to marry'.
The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, 'Okay,
Ma.guess which one I'm going to marry.'
She immediately replies, 'The red-head in the middle.'
'That's amazing, Ma. You're right, how did you know?'
'I don't like her.'


 ;D  ;D




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Re: The girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: 27 April 2008, 18:31:35 »

 ;D ;D
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Re: The girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: 27 April 2008, 20:27:04 »

Overprotective Mums are often a shrewd judge of character. My Mum loved/hated some of my girlfriends.
    I'd say she was 80% right. However  if i split up with one she liked she'd give me a ticking off...i don't bother now!!! :D 8-)
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Re: The girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: 27 April 2008, 21:17:05 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: 27 April 2008, 21:48:54 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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