Still think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
Kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into
Gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it
Burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran into the room to find her husband cut and
Bleeding, the motorcycle on the floor, and the shattered patio door. She
Called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill,
Went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort
Them up to her bleeding husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the
Motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled
Gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet before
Following her husband to the hospital.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
Shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into
The bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his
Business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
Screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown
Away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an
Ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they
Asked the wife how the unfortunate man had come to burn himself. She told
Them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped and lost his hold on the
Stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs,
Breaking his arm.
Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse..
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