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Messages - paul.lovejoy

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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 15:14:10 »
Carol will never be past it, many a good tune played on an old fiddle mate, obiously she would be far to experienced and demanding for the youngsters on here :P :P :P she would require plenty of attention , cant talk about it too much in case i make a mess. Opps too late :-[ :-[

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 02 June 2013, 14:18:32 »
its a stuggle nowadays even up and down in lifts thankfully it wasnt stairs  :o :o, trouble the higher i go the worse it gets mr Wiggly is scared of heights :) :). Did think of putting a blind fold on him but that would be silly, he would look like a mugger then :) :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Greatest party guests.
« on: 02 June 2013, 14:10:06 »
carol vorderman mmmmmmmmmm  :-* :-* wouldnt need any guests we would be too busy 8) 8)

talking of parties, i was at one the other night and ended up in a lift stark boll@@@ naked, cant remeber a thing :D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Beware of the MAMILs
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:48:13 »
It's training for the Ironman :y

sounds like fun  :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D trouble is what would you do in the afternoon :) :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Visited Wales yesterday...
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:37:21 »
Monmouth very nice place, is where randy mandy lives, come to think of it now the best bit was always the drive there once you entered wales

 ???

you on the carrots tonight, it a woman got that, callled Mandy, who was also Randy and she lived in Monmouth where i would visit her so we could watch the television  ::) ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Beware of the MAMILs
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:29:23 »
115 miles ffs are you serious  :o :o :o :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Beware of the MAMILs
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:25:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D :-* have a good day mate  :y :y hope the weathers good for you

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:24:42 »
plus depends who puts it on when its a 6ft x 6ft welsh man i bloody hate it :o :o

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General Discussion Area / Re: Market meat....
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:22:11 »
I had a bit of rump steak from Morrison's this evening and it was a tough as old boots!  >:( 

Still it gave my jaw muscles a good workout, but any more of those and I'll be looking like David Coulthard!  ;D

your always doing that from what ive heard ::) ::) bloody carrot cruncher ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:14:29 »
oh and covered in marmite :o :o

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:11:45 »
Funny that as there's no sign of Lovelift either!!  ::)  ;D

Your joking been in 14 lifts , arrested twice, told to come back when i grow up 4 times, bitten by a dog, scratched by a pussy cat, chased by winston, spanked by the local bowls team and well you dont want to know what they do with carrots up here  :o :o ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:05:14 »
We have to get what we can these days and be grateful ::) :D I thought a lady of your wisdom would have known that :y :y :y

Just smile later ;D ;D ;D :-*

Oh I was Cleggy! :y :y  A lady like me sees those rare moments as................................a flaming good laugh without any commitment in the morning ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

what you mean you dont even get breakfast :o :o

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General Discussion Area / Re: Beware of the MAMILs
« on: 01 June 2013, 23:01:27 »
dont forget the KY and your condoms, remember be safe luv :-* :y and play nice with the other boys

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General Discussion Area / Re: been trying
« on: 01 June 2013, 16:31:51 »
on a serious note Daz you are ok arnt you youve not caught that bug going around called strapadicktome have you

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely Shock
« on: 01 June 2013, 16:24:43 »
what a girl just dropped one man off and theres another waiting in her lift ::) ::)

oh let me go up please :-* :-*

Glad it lifted your spirits, could have been worse could have been a nude broken in Daz with his new mate Winston

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