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Title: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: TheBoy on 19 November 2014, 21:34:36
Following this evening's minor hiccup with the database server, I ran some random searches through it, and noticed a theme:

February, when my car famously failed its MOT on something that will not be mentioned

And you would NOT beleave what the bunch of jobsworth tossers have failed it on!......


....its so funny.

lol.....cant stop laughing.....its bloody funny and hes not happy!



12th July, the day after the "incident"
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib date=1373612749
Well done, proper job, no point in doing anything by half.

I note the extension reel looks recoverable.

Quote from: Marks DTM Calib date=1373630258
Looking forward to seeing the full report in todays local paper'

Mr TheBoy stated when interviewed, 'I was just enjoying a cup of tea whilst surfing the net in the bath when I heard a distant noise.....'

'imagine my surpriise when entering the kitchen I found the dishwasher working perfectly still......'


He's a nasty bully to poor souls like myself...
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: TheBoy on 19 November 2014, 21:35:43
He's a bad'un, that one :P
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Seth on 20 November 2014, 01:41:27
Thought his name was 'Fuse 18' ... after one or two unfortunate souls experienced starting problems at Newent 2013:

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43954633/IMG_0732.JPG)

Coincidentally, the blighter had it away a bit sharpish that morning ... summat about havin' a prior engagement ... apparently ::)
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Auto Addict on 20 November 2014, 06:40:46
I won't have a word said against him ;)
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 20 November 2014, 06:51:41
I won't have a word said against him ;)
Aha! So it was you wot puts him upto it... ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 20 November 2014, 08:15:58
I don't know what you mean.......

......the funniest was still Elite Pete.....with the old fuse trick.
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Gaffers on 20 November 2014, 11:49:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plZRe1kPWZw
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 20 November 2014, 12:10:40
Yeh, ban him, be gone from here......oh hang on a minute ???
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Gaffers on 20 November 2014, 14:31:44
Yeh, ban him, be gone from here......oh hang on a minute ???

He'll just come back  ::)
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: TheBoy on 20 November 2014, 19:43:05
I don't know what you mean.......

......the funniest was still Elite Pete.....with the old fuse trick.
That was hilarious, you nasty, nasty man ;D

Fortunately, I recognised the symptoms when you did it to me, just took me about 30s to remember the cause ;D
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2014, 05:45:49
I don't know what you mean.......

......the funniest was still Elite Pete.....with the old fuse trick.
That was hilarious, you nasty, nasty man ;D

Fortunately, I recognised the symptoms when you did it to me, just took me about 30s to remember the cause ;D

Thats not how I remember it ;)
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Kevin Wood on 21 November 2014, 09:27:59
I don't know what you mean.......

......the funniest was still Elite Pete.....with the old fuse trick.
That was hilarious, you nasty, nasty man ;D

Fortunately, I recognised the symptoms when you did it to me, just took me about 30s to remember the cause ;D

Thats not how I remember it ;)

Yeah, he sussed it straight away but was just playing to the crowd.  apparently... (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26795734/Smilies/kaffeetrinker_2.gif)
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2014, 11:41:04
I don't know what you mean.......

......the funniest was still Elite Pete.....with the old fuse trick.
That was hilarious, you nasty, nasty man ;D

Fortunately, I recognised the symptoms when you did it to me, just took me about 30s to remember the cause ;D

Thats not how I remember it ;)
There was a 20s period of "thank god I have a crank sensor in the boot", followed by a "crap, I've just filled said boot with camping shite"
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2014, 11:42:21
I might have been slightly the worse for wear, as that nasty DTM fella had lead me astray the night before, so my recollection may not match exact sequence and timings  :-[
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Auto Addict on 21 November 2014, 12:20:26
Now you come to mention it, I remember the cable tie on my oil dip stick......
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2014, 13:11:05
It took long enough I had to reassure Mrs TB that getting home wouldnt be a problem ;D
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2014, 15:43:29
It took long enough I had to reassure Mrs TB that getting home wouldnt be a problem ;D
Ah, see, she's highly qualified in that female panic malarkey.
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: TheBoy on 21 November 2014, 15:44:08
It took long enough I had to reassure Mrs TB that getting home wouldnt be a problem ;D
And, besides, she's broken down in worse places....   ....and paniced even more ;D
Title: Re: That nasty DTM fella...
Post by: Jimbob on 21 November 2014, 18:29:36
It took long enough I had to reassure Mrs TB that getting home wouldnt be a problem ;D
And, besides, she's broken down in worse places....   ....and paniced even more ;D

She knew the problem a fair bit before you did ;)