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[Rangie]

Our eldest grandson is 17 next month & obviously wants to start driving asap he has been looking at cheapish cars but came across a very nice looking clit ( I don't particularly like French vehicles) he asked if I would take a look at it , anyhow belonged to an old couple from new 63 plate  full history with 52,000 miles I took it for a spin & couldn't fault it. They were offered £1500 on a trade in against a new one so they put it on our local site for £2000, I offered £1750 and we agreed on £1800 so he's over the moon it's totally immaculate and is gleaming black full MOT & no advisories in January amazed at how nice it drives..🚗

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I believe Mr Bitz also own a Clitoris.

He's into everything froggie.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Not a bad little car the Clit.

Which engine?

[Rangie]

It's a 1.2 Dynamique got alloys Tom Tom sat nav half leather seats even got a spare wheel !

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

17? Hope he isn't going out after sunset... No chance of finding it in the dark...

[Rangie]

17? Hope he isn't going out after sunset... No chance of finding it in the dark...

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If he's anything like me he'll have a bloody good look 🤣

[Sir Tigger KC]

My first car at 17 was a Renault 5 GTL 1300cc and it was amazing how far over you could get it to tilt going round and round roundabouts!   

I'd imagine the suspension is a little stiffer on modern Renaults. 

[STEMO]

My first car at 17 was a Renault 5 GTL 1300cc and it was amazing how far over you could get it to tilt going round and round roundabouts!   

I'd imagine the suspension is a little stiffer on modern Renaults. 

If you did that to a Ford cougar it burnt all of it's oil. Massive smoke trail. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My first car at 17 was a Renault 5 GTL 1300cc and it was amazing how far over you could get it to tilt going round and round roundabouts!   

I'd imagine the suspension is a little stiffer on modern Renaults. 

If you did that to a Ford cougar it burnt all of it's oil. Massive smoke trail. 

Nice looking car.

[Rangie]

I had a Renault 11 Turbo many years ago pretty nippy little thing looked quite exotic from some angles, bought it from auction the previous owner had been banned from driving , my missus got nicked twice for speeding in it.

[cam.in.head]

one of my friends had an early renault 5. gearlever came out of the middle of the dashboard.took a bit of getting used to.
then swapped it after a while for a later model with the gearlever in the right place.

but yes to original post. hard as it may seem to admit it but i was pleasently surprised by my girlfriends clit. nice enough to drive ( if a little light on the controls),economical (1.2 dynamique too).french albeit and peugeot aside they did make some comfy cars. mate at work used to love his citroen sm

[ronnyd]

one of my friends had an early renault 5. gearlever came out of the middle of the dashboard.took a bit of getting used to.
then swapped it after a while for a later model with the gearlever in the right place.

but yes to original post. hard as it may seem to admit it but i was pleasently surprised by my girlfriends clit. nice enough to drive ( if a little light on the controls),economical (1.2 dynamique too).french albeit and peugeot aside they did make some comfy cars. mate at work used to love his citroen sm

Not sure if this post is sexual innuendo or not. 

[cam.in.head]

flaming ipad keypad !
no it was definately meant to say c l i o
never noticed

[Nick W]

flaming ipad keypad !
no it was definately meant to say c l i o
never noticed

You can't blame the Ipad for this; it's the forum's swear filter, with a touch of juvenile humour