hahaha-I taped the rusty arches up this week
Did 1000 enjoyable 50+ mpg miles, spent £1 on an RDS radio cassette at the boot sale, £1 each on colour keyed bumpers and a matching front wing, then sold it for £250
So:
Car free
Bits £4
Fuel cost £100
Total cost £104
40p/mile £400
Sale price £250
Total rec'd £650
Total profit £545-this makes up for the loss on the last car (which I claimed £000s in mileage for anyway)
I liked this 3 door 111 so much that I have now bought a 5 door 1998 Rover 114; very nice tidy car with 1 elderly lady owner, 37k miles and always garaged, new MOT, new rear arches, a Mother-of-God main dealer only history file with 12 main dealer services (eg 200 miles ago had major service, new headlights, key fobs, belts-cost £680).
It is mint and the wood trim and pearlescent purple/blue look smart, it drives really well and there is not much for me to do; a couple of minute OAP bumper scuffs to touch in with the stick provided and one sunroof handle screw needs replacing/sealing. All for £600 plus the old (free) one
£850 is a lot for an old 100, but this one is doing 50mpg+, does not overheat and seems perfect so far.
It will soon be paid for @40p/mile
A happy ending for a frustrating episode