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General Discussion Area / Nowt On TV

« on: 23 June 2008, 22:44:06 »

Nowt on TV worth watching, considering going to bed and have an early night for once.

Best thing on offer is The Bone Collector

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General Discussion Area / Thunderbirds

« on: 22 June 2008, 04:27:26 »

In a thread some one refered to Debs asthe "brains" of the group (think it was the quiz thread)

Instantly it made me think of Thunderbirds.

Then there was some micky taking with Lizzie and her "Need For Speed"

So it got me to thinking of who on the OOF would be the characters on Thunderbirds (forget the male/female aspect, and just go on the character)

Jeff Tracy
 Scott Tracy
 Virgil Tracy
 John Tracy
 Gordon Tracy
 Alan Tracy
 Grandma
 Brains
 Lady Penelope
 Parker
 Tin-Tin
 Kyrano
 The Hood


This is purely a fun thing so a nig pleaset o all members of the forum please dont take any offence.

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General Discussion Area / Top Gear

« on: 22 June 2008, 20:32:38 »

It's Official

Smart Cars are Naff - Even Gay's dont like em.

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General Discussion Area / Music Sound Track

« on: 21 June 2008, 20:38:46 »

Any one recognise the music

TIA

and yes, I know the backing track was Rover V8  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGmNJHhc_uA&feature=related

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General Discussion Area / Boys Toys

« on: 21 June 2008, 04:59:02 »

Right lads, did you have a spud gun as a kid?

Would you like me to post a video??

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General Discussion Area / Couple Of Valeting Tips.

« on: 21 June 2008, 01:30:33 »

BOOT CARPET AND FLOOR MATS

Take your boot carpet out, find a way of hanging it againt a wall .  then jet wash it, and finish off with frash water from hose pipe.

If really manky pre spary with some detergent and let it soak in for 5 mins.  If you have a good stiff brush then give the carget a bit of a scrub before the jet wash.

To dry it, leave it hanging at an angle so that one corner is lower than the rest.  Should be dry with in an hour or 2 on a sunny day, then vax the water out of the lowest corner.

Ruber floor mats

Prespay with TFR (Trafic Film Remover)

wait a couple of mins

Jetwash      



ALLOY WHEEL CLEANING

The video says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVK6dAUJ6hc

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General Discussion Area / Talant On Wheels

« on: 21 June 2008, 04:49:47 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0750z6XwE

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General Discussion Area / Late Nite Music TV

« on: 21 June 2008, 04:24:15 »

As if day time TV isnt enough with the crap, then you get the same old boring dance routine at night.

Sky cannel 350 The Hits

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_opSztg2B0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsF1E8artZE

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General Discussion Area / Joke Time

« on: 20 June 2008, 23:15:52 »

The Yearly Physical


An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, “What? What did he say?”

His wife yells back, “Give the doctor your underwear.”

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General Discussion Area / Sales V Interest Rates

« on: 20 June 2008, 01:07:44 »

Was down at my Girlfriends today and Classical FM was on, Adverts were running by, 10% off everything at Debenhams, 50% off at Argos, discounts at a sofa place etc etc.

Next thing the news comes on and the Bank of England start talking of a rise in interest rates (not sure if ithe base rate was mentioned)based on an increase in consumer spending.

Crazy, we spend more, they charge us more.  The bottom line is I reckon they want to keep this country in debt (the people at least) coz we are thier flipping cash machine.

It Stinks.

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General Discussion Area / Sexy Ads

« on: 19 June 2008, 23:56:30 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KTsC7j5a8w

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General Discussion Area / I Talk Too Much

« on: 18 May 2008, 18:48:38 »

Just seen my post count  

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General Discussion Area / Insulting Women.

« on: 19 June 2008, 09:02:13 »

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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General Discussion Area / Being An Egg.

« on: 19 June 2008, 06:21:02 »

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

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General Discussion Area / New Boot's

« on: 19 June 2008, 12:53:33 »

An old farmer went out and bought a new pair of boots.

He got home and tried to get his old lady to notice them, but she didn't. So he went in the bedroom, took off all his clothes, and came out wearing only the new boots.

"Notice anything?", He said.

"All I can see is a limp dick". She replied.

"Yes, but look at what its pointing at, My new boots". He said.

"Huh" she replied, "Then you should have bought a new hat"!