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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1155 on: 13 May 2024, 18:50:37 »
Saw a sheep wearing a swimsuit doing 150mph down the M1.

It was in a lambikini
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« Reply #1156 on: 13 May 2024, 21:59:10 »
Old lady knitting while speeding down the motorway, copper pulled up alongside and said Pullover! No, gloves she replied.😵‍💫
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« Reply #1157 on: 13 May 2024, 23:38:03 »
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.

One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.'

Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
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« Reply #1158 on: 13 May 2024, 23:39:35 »
I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.

Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid
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« Reply #1159 on: 13 May 2024, 23:44:21 »
The only thing flat-earthers fear …....

is sphere itself.
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« Reply #1160 on: 13 May 2024, 23:45:36 »
Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.

They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.
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Re: Sticky for Jokes
« Reply #1161 on: Yesterday at 08:13:52 »
Quote from: Varche on 13 May 2024, 23:45:36
Swampy the eco-warrior has died of a heart attack.

They offered him a bypass but he wasn't having any of it.
Funny, but unfortunately untrue.
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« Reply #1162 on: Yesterday at 09:48:29 »
 ;D

A bit like the indicator fluid.
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