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1 December.
« on: 01 December 2021, 06:38:29 »

Were are they.
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #1 on: 01 December 2021, 08:40:03 »

Shhhhhh!  :-X
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #2 on: 01 December 2021, 09:24:26 »

Nooooooooooooooo :-\
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #3 on: 01 December 2021, 09:32:49 »

Slightly irritating they may be, but they are an OOF tradition now.
As is complaining about them.  ;D
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #4 on: 01 December 2021, 10:19:55 »

they all look the same  :(

I'm probably not allowed to say that these days   :-X

for clarity I mean the santa smileys  :P
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #5 on: 01 December 2021, 10:38:17 »

As Santa has come out of the closet and has been busted cheating on Mrs Claus with a chap from Norway, will the smilies reflect Santa's new status?  ???

What are his pronouns for example?  :-\                                                     ;D
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #6 on: 01 December 2021, 12:18:03 »

In his sack Steve👀
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #7 on: 01 December 2021, 12:55:35 »

Slightly irritating they may be, but they are an OOF tradition now.
As is complaining about them.  ;D

If TB insists on this 'spawn of Satan' I shall hire a hitman to take him out.

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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #8 on: 01 December 2021, 12:57:40 »

A quick nip of the XJ brake lines should do it. :)
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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #9 on: 01 December 2021, 13:13:40 »

Were are they.

Not necessary, BG.

Omicron B is an anagram of No Crimbo. :)

TB can put them back in the loft. :y :y :y

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Re: 1 December.
« Reply #10 on: 01 December 2021, 13:47:01 »

As Santa has come out of the closet and has been busted cheating on Mrs Claus with a chap from Norway, will the smilies reflect Santa's new status?  ???

What are his pronouns for example?  :-\                                                     ;D

He needs to identify as non-binary for 2021. :)

I see the RAF have now gone down the 'gender neutral' route. Mo more airmen and airwomen.

.......and you certainly can't say 'those magnificent man in their flying machines' anymore. :-X
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