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chrisgixer

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HEEEELP....
« on: 18 January 2014, 23:41:59 »
So I'm sitting there, and I've run out. Cupboard stock is empty. Oh oppsing Sigh.... 

Mums visiting, so rather than shout down, I text Mrs Gixer.


....and again

....and again

....and again ::)

Its on bloody silent isn't it.

Just about to face time, and I hear laughter down stairs.



...bloody women. What's the point in trying to be discreet if she's going to bleet anyway? I may as well of hopped down the stairs with me trousers round me ankles. ;D


They're both laughing at me now. :(


;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #1 on: 18 January 2014, 23:43:33 »
Oh oh  :o :D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #2 on: 18 January 2014, 23:45:14 »
Maybe they're laughing at the fact that, although you don't really want them to know what's going on, you're more than happy to share your experience with us  ;D

Oh, are you still there  ???
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chrisgixer

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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #3 on: 18 January 2014, 23:48:36 »
Lost the use of me legs, I know that. ;D


Pride left the building long ago. :-[ ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #4 on: 18 January 2014, 23:51:59 »
You must have known something bad was going to happen. Why else would you have the phone with you.


On second thoughts, I don't want to know.

Forget I mentioned it.

Please!
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #5 on: 18 January 2014, 23:52:31 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #6 on: 18 January 2014, 23:53:01 »
No 'selfies'!!!
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #7 on: 18 January 2014, 23:53:31 »
Have you lost it Mr G, could only happen in Reading!
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #8 on: 18 January 2014, 23:54:12 »
Sorry, but...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #9 on: 18 January 2014, 23:58:15 »
Quote from: zirk on 18 January 2014, 23:53:31
Have you lost it Mr G, could only happen in Reading!

Oi, Wokingh... Oh I see. Yes your right. :-[ ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #10 on: 19 January 2014, 00:02:12 »
Bad planning IMHO ... always check for correct supplies BEFORE undertaking any "job" ... your subsequent embarrassment is, unfortunately, of your own making ...  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #11 on: 19 January 2014, 00:04:25 »
Numpty!  :D  ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #12 on: 19 January 2014, 01:06:18 »
She's claiming pay back after a certain text. My bet is she hid the "supplies" :(


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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #13 on: 19 January 2014, 01:22:00 »
I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up  ::) ;)
 
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #14 on: 19 January 2014, 05:09:11 »
Quote from: SIR Philbutt on 19 January 2014, 01:22:00
I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up  ::) ;)
 

Aah, technical advice from Esta. There's a thing to behold. :y ;D
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