https://youtu.be/ueu4_AJ3ZQU?feature=shared
This will cheer you up. You remember what one of these is.
I think I prefer the black one to the white one.
I wonder how Lord Opti comes across these videos? Maybe he was looking for a birthday present for his Sister in Law?
I must admit to likeing the Black one.
That you can remember the difference shows there nothing much wrong with you Skruntie!
However, I'd echo earlier advice. Stop Googling stuff and worrying yourself sick about something you probably have nothing to worry about, and get down the Quacks for a proper check up if you feel the need.