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Title: I'll just leave this here
Post by: VXL V6 on 09 November 2020, 20:52:37
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Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: STEMO on 09 November 2020, 20:54:04
Phwoar! What a car.  ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: STEMO on 09 November 2020, 20:55:37
Double delight for Tigger, a marina........and another marina.
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Post by: TheBoy on 09 November 2020, 20:58:17
A TC as well....
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: STEMO on 09 November 2020, 20:59:22
I'll bet her crotch is damp  ;D



Yuk, stop it  ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 09 November 2020, 21:01:52
How the world has changed since then.  ::)
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: STEMO on 09 November 2020, 21:06:33
How the world has changed since then.  ::)
Yes. Scantily clad women spread eagled on cars, disgusting.
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Broomies Mate on 09 November 2020, 21:08:22
How the world has changed since then.  ::)
Yes. Scantily clad women spread eagled on cars, disgusting.

Eh?  She may as well be wearing a Mackintosh compared to today's standards!  ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Rangie on 09 November 2020, 21:33:42
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: dave the builder on 09 November 2020, 21:42:18
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..
Na !
the tyres are black ,as are the dolly birds boots
that's plenty of black

must be cold at the BL dealership
she's wearing far too much clothing  :(
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Broomies Mate on 09 November 2020, 21:43:09
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..

British Leyland Matters!
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: dave the builder on 09 November 2020, 21:47:24
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..

British Leyland Matters!
;D
not any more
they sure knew how to make rust and make car shapes out of it  :P
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Rangie on 09 November 2020, 21:51:46
The superb Marina still had parts from the Morris Minor which enabled it to perform the famous curtsey when the front wheel collapsed, marvellous fun..☺️
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: YZ250 on 09 November 2020, 21:54:37
That's disgraceful, she could have taken her boots off. Look at the damage they'll do to the bonnet.  >:(
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: dave the builder on 09 November 2020, 21:57:59
she's on the bonnet to hide the runs and missing areas in the factory paint for the photo  ;)
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Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 09 November 2020, 22:20:08
I'm lost for words!  ;D
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Post by: cam.in.head on 09 November 2020, 22:34:51
women from the 70's or 80's still manage to look more sensual and provocative than any that are in the media nowadays.no tatts,no stupid pumped up lips and no silly eyebrows. and covered up enough to create a mystery. now nothing is left for the imagination just in your face and vulgar.
and the car is none too bad either. marinas were ok .( fair enough we didnt know otherwise as they were the bread and butter cars) but id still rather drive one now than a current characterless eurobox !
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 10 November 2020, 12:33:38
How the world has changed since then.  ::)

Indeed it has thank God, and in particular now car manufactures recognise two important factors:

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now so the flashy blond look doesn't hack it

   2.  No matter how good looking the girl is it does not hide the crappiness of the car, like a Marina!

 ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: deviator on 10 November 2020, 12:44:21
Ahh simpler times, when the entire world was in black and white.
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2020, 13:12:36
How the world has changed since then.  ::)

Indeed it has thank God, and in particular now car manufactures recognise two important factors:

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now so the flashy blond look doesn't hack it

   2. No matter how good looking the girl is it does not hide the crappiness of the car, like a Marina!

 ;D ;D ;D ;)

Sir Tigger is on his way to Kent.......with a noose. ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 November 2020, 13:27:09
How the world has changed since then.  ::)

Indeed it has thank God, and in particular now car manufactures recognise two important factors:

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now so the flashy blond look doesn't hack it

   2. No matter how good looking the girl is it does not hide the crappiness of the car, like a Marina!

 ;D ;D ;D ;)

Sir Tigger is on his way to Kent.......with a noose. ;D

Indeed.  >:(                                                                               ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: YZ250 on 10 November 2020, 13:30:03
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2.  No matter how good looking the girl is it does not hide the crappiness of the car, like a Marina!

 ;D ;D ;D ;)

I'll give her that, she has nice teeth.  :y  Although she probably hasn't got any teeth now as that must have been way back in 1973'ish.  ::)  My dad had the superior Ital 1.7HL. If I hoofed it coming out of corners I could get the back end to bounce across the road ...... and I don't mean slide, I mean bounce. I found it quite amusing at the time.   ::)



Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: YZ250 on 10 November 2020, 13:47:19
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Indeed.  >:(                                                                               ;D

As you owned a Marina, you can take some pride in the fact that your car was built by the same people building the Rolls Royce body shells. In the next building actually, so your car was built alongside a car regarded as prestigious.  ;) :y
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2020, 14:02:22
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Indeed.  >:(                                                                               ;D

As you owned a Marina, you can take some pride in the fact that your car was built by the same people building the Rolls Royce body shells. In the next building actually, so your car was built alongside a car regarded as prestigious.  ;) :y


Marina or All-aggro?

Fans are split 50/50.....
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Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 10 November 2020, 15:10:51
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Indeed.  >:(                                                                               ;D

As you owned a Marina, you can take some pride in the fact that your car was built by the same people building the Rolls Royce body shells. In the next building actually, so your car was built alongside a car regarded as prestigious.  ;) :y


Marina or All-aggro?

Fans are split 50/50.....

Both as bad, and we laughed about them at the time as being "grandpa" cars! ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2020, 15:25:08
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Indeed.  >:(                                                                               ;D

As you owned a Marina, you can take some pride in the fact that your car was built by the same people building the Rolls Royce body shells. In the next building actually, so your car was built alongside a car regarded as prestigious.  ;) :y


Marina or All-aggro?

Fans are split 50/50.....

Both as bad, and we laughed about them at the time as being "grandpa" cars! ;D ;D ;D ;)

The All-aggro came with the futuristic quartic steering wheel. A very advanced car. ;) Mind you a 1936 farmyard tractor was more advanced than the Marina.
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: TheBoy on 10 November 2020, 17:02:52

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.
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Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 10 November 2020, 17:18:54

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 10 November 2020, 17:20:00
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Indeed.  >:(                                                                               ;D

As you owned a Marina, you can take some pride in the fact that your car was built by the same people building the Rolls Royce body shells. In the next building actually, so your car was built alongside a car regarded as prestigious.  ;) :y


Marina or All-aggro?

Fans are split 50/50.....

Both as bad, and we laughed about them at the time as being "grandpa" cars! ;D ;D ;D ;)

The All-aggro came with the futuristic quartic steering wheel.
A very advanced car. ;) Mind you a 1936 farmyard tractor was more advanced than the Marina.

Yes, that was laughed out of court from the day it was released to the press :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: STEMO on 10 November 2020, 17:20:56

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Most of the young women round here drive mercs and audis, and have taken the mantle of 'inconsiderate, entitled idiots' from beemer drivers.
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 10 November 2020, 17:26:41

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Most of the young women round here drive mercs and audis, and have taken the mantle of 'inconsiderate, entitled idiots' from beemer drivers.

Around here it is women driving SUV's and the like that are THE problem :( :(

They often cannot drive the bloody things, let alone park them, with a general "I can go anywhere, through anything, including your car" attitude!! >:( >:(

Then they have an illegal spaced number plate...............................bloody tarts! ::) ::) ::) :D ;)
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 November 2020, 17:29:01

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Most of the young women round here drive mercs and audis, and have taken the mantle of 'inconsiderate, entitled idiots' from beemer drivers.

When I was young lad if a woman had to drive she would be seen in a Mini, Hillman Imp, Riley Elf, Austin A30. 30BHP was more than enough. These days they want (demand) a minimum of 300 BHP and multiple orgasms. ::)

It seems that driving dog slow cars and 'laying back and thinking of England' just doesn't cut it for the women of 2020.

Allowing them the vote is like opening Pandora's box. :-\
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 November 2020, 17:37:48
I doubt that thinking of England gets progressive type women turned on M'lud.  :-\

Maybe tell then to lie back and think of the European Union!  :)
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Post by: Rangie on 10 November 2020, 17:50:03

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Most of the young women round here drive mercs and audis, and have taken the mantle of 'inconsiderate, entitled idiots' from beemer drivers.

When I was young lad if a woman had to drive she would be seen in a Mini, Hillman Imp, Riley Elf, Austin A30. 30BHP was more than enough. These days they want (demand) a minimum of 300 BHP and multiple orgasms. ::)

It seems that driving dog slow cars and 'laying back and thinking of England' just doesn't cut it for the women of 2020.

Allowing them the vote is like opening Pandora's box. :-\
.   

Riley Elf, that brings back memories my aunt had  a beautiful grey & cream one when I was a kid , I loved riding in it, she swopped it eventually for a Vanden Plas 4 litre R very flashy at the time.
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 November 2020, 19:02:44
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..
              IMO she would look far better under it👍
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: STEMO on 10 November 2020, 19:15:39
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..
              IMO she would look far better under it👍
She wouldn't fit under it, it would have to kind of balance on top of her.
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 November 2020, 19:33:16
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..
              IMO she would look far better under it👍
She wouldn't fit under it, it would have to kind of balance on top of her.

Jeremy Corbyn could sit in the drivers seat.  :)   

It wouldn't be the first time he's been on top of Diane Abbott after all!  ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: STEMO on 10 November 2020, 19:35:47
In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..
              IMO she would look far better under it👍
She wouldn't fit under it, it would have to kind of balance on top of her.

Jeremy Corbyn could sit in the drivers seat.  :)   

It wouldn't be the first time he's been on top of Diane Abbott after all!  ;D
Picture that scene in your mind............scary, or funny as f**k?  ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: BazaJT on 10 November 2020, 19:38:11
In the early '60s dad forsook his Super Snipe and opted for a VdP 3 Litre as his company car.Gloss black with a gold coachline lashings of chrome and a lurid red interior.After the second gearbox broke-it was a month old- and it was going back for its third he told them to keep it and went back to his Super Snipes until their production ended.
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Kevin Wood on 10 November 2020, 20:09:27
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2.  No matter how good looking the girl is it does not hide the crappiness of the car, like a Marina!

 ;D ;D ;D ;)

I'll give her that, she has nice teeth.  :y  Although she probably hasn't got any teeth now as that must have been way back in 1973'ish.  ::)  My dad had the superior Ital 1.7HL. If I hoofed it coming out of corners I could get the back end to bounce across the road ...... and I don't mean slide, I mean bounce. I found it quite amusing at the time.   ::)

Yes, mine was a 1.7HL too. That engine had way more power than the chassis could deal with, and that's no endorsement of the engine. It had 78 BHP (or was it 87? can't remember). ;D

I kept cutting bits off the front mud flaps. Eventually, I thought, the body roll won't be severe enough for them to drag on the ground. Wrong! :D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: biggriffin on 12 November 2020, 14:27:00
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Post by: Rangie on 12 November 2020, 14:33:39
Remember her from the Golden Shot, plenty of fantasies over her.
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2020, 14:59:26
Remember her from the Golden Shot, plenty of fantasies over her.

Nice set up for a tit wank. :)

Wouldn't be allowed today.......I mean the ad not the tit wank.
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 12 November 2020, 15:15:22
Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear........

..........soapy tit wank
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2020, 15:36:09
Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear........

..........soapy tit wank

Wasn't it... ready .........aim.......fire?.....with Bernie the bolt. :)
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Raeturbo on 12 November 2020, 15:53:24
Nah it was left a bit right a bit...  ok sit on it :y
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Post by: Nick W on 12 November 2020, 16:37:51
Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear  hearing aid........

..........soapy tit wank




FTFY :y
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 November 2020, 17:07:01
Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear  hearing aid........

..........soapy tit wank




FTFY :y

According to Wiki Anne Aston was born in 1948.......so 72 years old.

I think I'll put the tit wank on hold. :)
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: Rangie on 12 November 2020, 17:19:37
Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear  hearing aid........

..........soapy tit wank




FTFY :y

According to Wiki Anne Aston was born in 1948.......so 72 years old.

I think I'll put the tit wank on hold. :)


Oh dear she'll be tucking them into her bloomers now then..😄
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: TheBoy on 12 November 2020, 17:22:27
Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear  hearing aid........

..........soapy tit wank




FTFY :y

According to Wiki Anne Aston was born in 1948.......so 72 years old.

I think I'll put the tit wank on hold. :)
I'm sure a man of your renown charity could spit it up a bit?
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: biggriffin on 12 November 2020, 19:15:10
Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear  hearing aid........

..........soapy tit wank




FTFY :y

According to Wiki Anne Aston was born in 1948.......so 72 years old.

I think I'll put the tit wank on hold. :)
.

  She'll be able to take her teeth out :o and gum it.. ;D
Title: Re: I'll just leave this here
Post by: biggriffin on 12 November 2020, 20:55:34
Should really find a picture of a Chap, smoking a pipe,with an MG magnet, or Austin A40 for that young stumpet Miss Zoom.  Just to show were all inclusive :)